Living alone is like playing a real life Sims

(Which is Ironic, really)

I keep looking at things online to buy for my place, and I feel like I'm checking the buy section of a Sims game.
Except I have a lot less money ;-;

 

ctrl+shift+c jokeplease

 

sawthatcoming.jpg

 

Enable llamas.

 

Except you can't just make a girl appear in your room

 

sudo makeagirlappearinmyroom

There you go.

I tried.

 

Motherlode

Now you can buy all the expensive stuff without actually working. =D

 

Or, if you're a more humble fellow, Kaching will do the trick.*

*Note: may output in Simoleans. Use with caution.

 

Just don't put yourself in a tiny room and delete the door, mmkay?

 

Give yourself all the really good traits.

 

The fun of making your sims exercise all day so they become really buff in about 1 day. My Sims could go for the olympics O.o they just never stopped. /cheated.