LINK IS NOT GAY! by kitty_mckechnie

Some sick, twisted, mingin' folk are under the impression that Link is gay. It bring's me joy to say he isn't. Far from it.

First off, he does not wear a skirt, it's a tunic. It can be worn by both male n' female! N' only real men wear tunics...or a kilt. hurr hurr.

Secondly, gays don't ride horses, they ride other men. Do you see Link ridin' another man across Hyrule field? NO! He travels by horse!

Gays dislike the outdoors - afraid they may dirty their new shoes. Link lives in a treehouse, he practically lives outside. Only real men can do that.

Link is out to defeat Ganondorf n' save Zelda, not the other way 'round. If he were gay he'd let Zelda be imprisioned n' have his way with Ganondorf n' that'd be the end of that. BUT NO! HE STABS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE MASTER SWORD!!! Gays's are peace livin' hippies.

Gays are pansy's. Link has the Triforce of Courage. That's a contradiction right der.

So you see, Link is not gay. He's a man. A manly man for the ladies. Ladies have a seventh sense when it comes to identifyin' gays. Zelda n' the others would know if he was gay n' would not flirt with him. Link is as manly as they come, possessin' more manliness in a single hair follicle than most of the male population in this forum combined.

No offence to gays.

Edit: Greeks invented Gayness. Link is a Hyrulian.

 

Theres proof on Newgrounds, I saw it with my own too eyes. Link was drooling over Zelda.

 

.. I can't believe you actually ranted this xD

And so brilliantly too. *claps*

 

i really shouldn't of said that in front of her

 

Wow.......I've never heard of anyone saying Link is gay....>_>.....nicely done rant.

 

-shifty eyes-

 

Now look what you did...

 

Cool opinion bro.

 

im sorry

imsorry

haha someone who agrees

 

Link is bi then? :'D

 

Kilts are pleated and have tartan patterns.

 

You folk fill me with raaaaaaaaaaaaage!

You're all gay if you say Link is gay, n' if you're a lass you're actually a lad. YOU ALL WANT HIM TO BE GAY SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WEE GAY FETISHES WITH HIM!!!!

OUTRAGEOUS!!!

 

Who doesn't love drunk Kitty?

 

You had a sex change, and Kitty just twisted the world around AGAIN.

Does that mean you are a man once more?

 

AND THEN!:

But this is all contradictory to what you define as gay when the Greeks have slaughtered and shed more blood than Link ever could, had Alexander as an undefeatable Jesus and even managed to fend off their enemies for four years straights with killersmart inventions. Unlike your Link, they were hardcore.

CLEARLY IT TAKES THE POWER OF BEING GAY TO BE A TRUE, REAL MAN. FEEL HONORED THAT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY GRANT LINK THAT PRIVILEDGE TITLE.

PS: It should also be noted that as a rule, whatever the Yaoi Plague touches - which is everything - is by default gay.

 

heh...this is getting serious...
now, now...miss...

whatever sexuality link ever has, no one can deny that he is still a hero...
i find it hard to belive that he is homosexual...but...meh...who knows...
i think this was first brought up by simple link-haters and the fact that he has an earing...
i don't really care....but he's still a man...

 

Are bisexuals lame aswell? T_T

 

no...
they are......
...
i have no idea....

 

"Greeks invented gayness" is a quote for the comedy Father Ted n' was tossed in for lulz for us British n' Irish folk. Clearly you are not Jesus, get out of my sight.

 

This is all just a joke. If she was being serious, she would simply state the one important fact besides all of the other trivial ones.