Let's Write The Most Cliche Story Ever

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  1. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    KAY GO.

    It was a dark and stormy night.
     
  2. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.

    Oh wait.
     
  3. jafar custom title

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    And I was peering outside of my window. The moon was hardly visible, veiled by the dark clouds.
     
  4. Juicy Chaser

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    There was a howling wolf and I had lost all my underwear
     
  5. Shizzy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Then there was a knock on the door.
     
  6. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    There was an unworldly sound followed by an eerie knock on the door of the Gothic-style house.
     
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    Soon, the phone rang.
     
  8. Juicy Chaser

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    A gust of wind blew through the door and I was knocked to the ground, my arms flailing and doing the macarina
     
  9. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Suddenly bananas! ​
     
  10. Shizzy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    They were everywhere.
     
  11. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  12. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Epilogue:
    Three years later...
     
  13. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    It was still raining
     
  14. Juicy Chaser

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    I was walking down a dusty toad...I mean road..
     
  15. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    A car exploded for no reason.

    ._.

     
  16. Shizzy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    A giant squid was in the middle of the street with it's brain exploded.
     
  17. Arch Mana Knight

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    Then I pulled a sword out of a rock and there were many sparkling lights.
     
  18. Shizzy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Then I thought to myself; "Where the hell am I?"
     
  19. Arch Mana Knight

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    Then an old man in a cloak came out of nowhere and told me I was the chosen one.
     
  20. Dandersnuff Twilight Town Denizen

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    ...And that he is my father.
    And then he died. ​