Let's talk about my latest crazy idea.

This time it's for a video game. You take the role of a spider and must carry out missions given to you by your human masters. Generally, these missions will entail spinning webs in strategic locations around a massive neighborhood in order to capture and devour all manner of insects. Once you've trapped enough of the mooks, you'll be able to take on the swarm's leader either face to pincers or with an advanced web design that can take up to 10 minutes to build. We'll call it Arachnid's Creed because no gamer can resist a terrible pun.