Let's play a game!

[I would like to play a game. khv, for too long you have stared at your computer monitors and clicked on your keyboards, disregarding the world around you. Some would call you lazy, some would call you ignorant. I call you undeserving of the life that you are given, which others use to slave away for the good of the world and you waste on forums such as these. Yet I offer you redemption. When you clicked on this thread, it began to download a fatal virus on your computer. Any computers in a local area network will also be affected by it. But I can stop the virus. I am surveillance you right now, watching your every move. And I will stop this virus that will kill your computer. All you need to do is give up one thing. You must cut off your hands, these instruments with which you type your life away. The choice is yours, khv.]

 

You should be disgusted with what I am currently doing.

 

Meh, I can always buy a new computer.

 

Are you the son of a ***** that put the Trojan on my ****ing iTunes? You cheeky little *******. Now I have to use Windows Media Player. THANKS A LOT!

*kicks your cat on the way out of thread*

 

I'm scared.

 

If I cut off my hands then I can't do anything with them for the rest of my life.
But if you destroy my computer;I'll buy another one and be able to still have my hands.

Think about it.

 

This virus affects everything in a local area connection. If you're on a wireless connection, it also works on all computers in the same connection.

 

If I cut off my hands, I can't touch myself at night.

 

I GET IT.
Now he will do it for you!
Sicko >:C

 

Admittedly, I could've thought this through a bit better. I'll have to make person-specific ones in the future, perhaps even re-using the one I did on MSN with the chocolate caek.

 

How will I smack the shit out of the people who annoy me? D:

 

^~^
If you put a virus in my computer i'll blow yours up with my virus-NOT KIDDING

 

Don't you dare.
You are already in my house.
What else do you want from me?
:bored:

 

I want your organs, Haley

 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

 

*shivers*
...ohshit

...saveme

 

*murders Dalk*

 

Oh hey Saki. What's up?

 

Yes!YES!YES!

I mean...wow...how tragic *sobs*