Let's make stories out some staff names.

User titles are also free game.

 

forsaken swordsman of lorelai, we didn't save the world; i wanted to explode.

 

Plums wanted to explode Forsaken​

 

Hot earl grey tea wanted to explode; we didn't save the forsaken swordsman of Lorelai????

 

The swordsman that wanted to save the world exploded and then was forsakened into a lorelai plum

 

Bloody battles were waged against the kingdom of Lorelai by an evil wizard named Rakzar. He raised unnatural beings from the ground, made of the dead and black magic. Now they were beings forsaken from this world and the next. Lorelai was being pushed back into the confines of it's walls. Things seemed hopeless. King Shaflo entered a deep depression. His kingdom and his people were soon to be destroyed. He felt as if he could not save his world.

A lower ranked swordsman named Gorith was resting after a long battle. He didn't know how long they could keep it up. He chomped down on a plum, it's juices dripping onto his armor. A scream came from a tent across the camp. Then another. And another. It was an ambush! Goriath attempted to grab when one of Raksar's souless creatures grabbed his arm from outside the tent. He pushed his half-eaten plum into the demon's face to get away. The head of the creature melted away, leaving a hole between his shoulders. Gorith took the plum and shoved it down into the cavity of the monster's chest. It exploded, causing guts and pieces to fly all over. There was now a way to defeat Rakzar and his unholy army.

A request was sent to King Shaflo for fruits from the kingdom. Many packages arrived with fruits contained inside. The warriors grabbed the fruit and they wiped the juices on the blades of their swords and the tips of their arrows. After a long and difficult battle, the evil army was defeated and Rakzar was imprisoned. King Shaflo threw a tremendous celebration in honor of their impossible victory. Gorith was rewarded and became general of the army and peace was finally restored to Lorelai.

 

The Plum Forsaken tea was made a coward but it's conscience.

 

Plumtooth was deemed canon

bestest luv stawrry evah

 

Still a better love story than twilight.

 

But not better than ours bby~

Also, this thread has been:

 

I don't know, but a Forsaken Plum sounds delicious.

 

Do you still have a link to it? I can't find it anymore.