Lets make a story

post one sentence to continue the story of the post above you i'll start it.





There once was a man.

 

with a very very big...

 

...house in Peru.

 

It burned down and his family died

 

So he became very very sad...

 

And became a professional wrestler called Major Johnson.

 

But he was visually impaired and later that night, as he sewed his costume, the needle pierced through his hand.

 

He shouted in pain waking his roomate.

 

Which he then murdered violently with nothing but a toothpick and a bag of funions

 

Unfortunately all the noise awoke the landlord who called the cops.

 

By a dwarf named Officer Peters

 

As he escaped he shouted "I'm Batman!!" and punched Officer Peters out cold

 

He then killed Bruce Wayne's parents and ran off making a yo dawg joke.

 

The joker then kidnapped him and chopped off his testicales

 

The man screamed in horror as the Joker did this to him.

 

And thus began his transition into Batgirl.

 

And then He woke up in his house in peru next to his husband greg