... Hello there! It's so very nice to meet you! Welcome to the world of America! My name is airport security guard. However, everyone just calls me one of those random extras whom died in the first Matrix movie. This country is wildly inhabited by creatures known as Americans. We live alongside the Americans as friends. Some people believe the Americans only fight and fight while others attempt to develop closer bonds with them. I send people to America so we may learn more about Americans. Now, why don't you tell me a little about yourself? Are you a boy, or are you a girl? xxxxYES xxx>NO Sorry, this is irrelevant anyway. Enjoy your stay. My shift is over so I am going to stop my generic monologue and send you on the plane while my employing corporation loses some of your luggage in the process.
HOLY DOGSHIT! TEXAS! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, PRIVATE COWBOY! AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A STEER TO ME, SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN! a
