Last Week Was a Bad Week for Me

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  1. Amaury Chaser

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    Here's a portion of my activity log.

    Week 63:

    Date Last Activity
    5/3/2015 5/3/2015 at 10:58 PM
    5/4/2015 5/5/2015 at 1:05 AM
    5/5/2015 5/6/2015 at 12:10 AM
    5/6/2015 5/6/2015 at 11:35 PM
    5/7/2015 5/8/2015 at 1:50 AM
    5/8/2015 5/9/2015 at 12:13 AM
    5/9/2015 5/10/2015 at 12:07 AM


    Average: 12:17 AM

    • May 6: My body decided it'd be a good idea to fall asleep on me while cuddling with my dog for a while. When I woke up it was around 3:00 AM the next day and I didn't feel like coming on and marking the forums read after viewing things, as I do when I intentionally go to bed, because I didn't want to make it appear like I was up late on a college night, so I just shut everything down and went back to bed.
    • May 7: My body once again betrayed me, but when I woke up around 1:45 AM I viewed content posted between my last activity of 10:27 PM the previous day, marked the forums read, and then shut everything down and went to bed.
    • May 9: Once again, my body betrayed me. I laid down just for a few minutes to rest my eyes as they were tired, and you can guess what happened. I was going to go to bed in a little while, anyway, but not that early. I woke up around 4:00 AM and was too pissed off to view content and mark the forums read accordingly, so I just shut everything down and went back to bed.

    I mean, all of these -- 11:35 PM, 10:27 PM (although this one didn't happen, thankfully), and 12:07 AM -- are reasonable bedtimes and those times (or around those times) have intentionally been my last activities before, but these weren't intentional.

    So that's a total of three body betrayals last week (May 3 - May 9), but I'm willing to let May 7 go.
     
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  2. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Just to be clear, body betrayal here doesn't stand for "random boner at very inopportune time?"
     
  3. Amaury Chaser

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    That is correct, sir.
     
  4. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I will gladly trade body betrayals with you.
     
  5. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    Cut it off. Solves everything.
     
  6. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    But what about the boners that I do want?
     
  7. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    Kids, don't click on this unless you're over the age of sixteen.

    get a dildo and tape it on the gaping wound you just created.
     
  8. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    But the real thing is better. I'm not going to spare the world the glory of my boners.
     
  9. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    I'm sure the real polio virus is pretty fantastic too, but I'll settle for the vaccine. Yes, I compared your boner to a virus.
     
  10. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    That's actually a pretty fair and accurate comparison.
     
  11. Amaury Chaser

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    I meant that it's not referring to that... o_O
     
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    Sleep is something your body needs though. When you pass out, it's your body's way of saying 'Hey stupid, get your ass to bed!'. Though a sane and rational person would argue that passing out isn't really that good either and I'm not sane nor rational most of the time.
     
  13. Amaury Chaser

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    Indeed. I have college during the week, so I don't stay up too late as it is during the week.

    Had my body not crashed out on me, those two highlighted times that were during the week likely would have been around 12:00 AM and the last one likely would have been around 12:30 AM. I don't always stay up late on the weekends; if I'm falling asleep tired, I'll go to bed.
     
  14. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    No they're not.
     
  15. Amaury Chaser

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    They're not?
     
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    They are for me. Well better than the usual 2am-3am times.
     
  17. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    You have the same schedule as my cat.