Last video game character you directly played as is now your bodyguard.

Go.


Batman.
I think I automatically win.

 

Mine is P-Body. I'm either screwed (YOU KNOW, CUZ HE'S A ROBOT AND IS HELD TOGETHER BY SCREWS HARDYHARHAR) or totally safe. Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device for the win.

 

I got Scorpion, I can't put the new Mortal Kombat down

 

Sora is to much of a pansy to be my bodyguard.

 

Hakushaku

Oh hell yea

EDIT: megaman version btw

 

The Lone Wanderer (Fallout 3)

 

Pac Man... And he has less lives than I do... I'm gonna die.

 

Lightning.

She can guard my body anyday. hurr hurr

 

A Pokemon Trainer with a Level 100 Lucario, Level 57 Feraligatr, Level 50 Meganium, Level 56 Ho-Oh, Level 56 Sudowoodo, and a level 56 Raikou.

 

Vincent Valentine

I'm more worried he'll flip out on me than my enemies. -_-"

 

Sly Cooper will be my bodyguard. We'll spend more time checking out Carmelita though.

 

James Bond (Goldeneye Wii)

If it was the Sean Connery, I would be fine. But it's Daniel Craig so I'll likely die from one of the hundred of explosions that follow him.

 

In my fanfiction she does more than just guard it. hurrrrr.

 

:|

Dare I ask to read it?

 

I'm okay with this :D

 

yus!!! Xd

 

Sorry, it's not published, and I have no intention of publishing it before I figure out how to write a censored version without ruining all of the meaningful parts. And by that, I mean I will only publish the censored version.

 

Ewww. Do. not. want. to. read.

 

Altair. I think I'm fairly safe. XD Though...his insubordination may just get me killed by him instead. Eh, he can kill me any day. XD If it's by his hand, I think I'll be cool with it.