large sand badger (that catches on fire)

hey here is a quick short story that is a comedy for people. no badgers. Large sand badger.
Paul Pittman Charles Brannon.

This story takes place 500 years ago.
There was a large sand badger named condo. Condo was so irritated by the cold; he attempted to catch himself on fire! He accomplished it! Condo was now known as the large sand badge on fire. He was so hot he dried up most of the land and created the Sahara desert. Every one complained. One man yelled, “bring back the cold or we will kill you!” Condo was ticked off, so he picked up the man and a couple other people and threw them creating the Indian Ocean!
“No, I shall not bring back the cold.” Condo yelled.
The army called in reinforcements.
“Attack!!!” yelled the general.
The army fired tanks, bullets, and everything under the sun. Condo ran.
“We will attack in his sleep.” Lead the general
Portsmith the giant flaming pig, fell out of the sky and ruined the military base.
The air force dropped gallons of water on to Portsmith’s flames. Ashes flew everywhere and caught on fire.
“There go our rainforests” said a pilot.
Portsmith screamed.
“IT’S A GIANT PIG…….” Screamed a woman.
Portsmith flew away to save condo.
Condo slept in the Sahara desert and his body broke down in to single grains. While that happened on man shot him and sand flew into space creating the stars. Condo drowned him in sand. His body made so much sand the Sahara desert became the biggest desert in the world.
The wind blew; his body flew with it over to South America. As he woke up, his body built back together and started to walk. He stepped on hidden land minds. His body was blown to pieces and created the sun. More sand re-incarnated into his body.
Portsmith flew and fell into some woods and made the Panama Canal. His flames warmed it up so Portsmith made a raft out of the trees he knocked down. While that happened a transformer “robots in disguise” fell out of space and fell into the canal and rusted.
“Okay…. Weird.”
Condo was mad, so he created condominians!
“Attack” yelled condo.
The minians attacked. They over sized the army. But they were blown to pieces and made the constellations.
So then the large flaming sand badger woke up inside condo and created ULTRA-CONDO! Condo attacked. He squished on man then jumped into the canal. Portsmith flew home. And now every day condo either makes the day hot or cold. Or sandy. But now we have sand for every occasion.

LONG LIVE CONDO AND PORTSMITH.

BY ARTHUR PAUL “LP” PITTMAN THE THIRD
ALSO CHARLES ANTHONY “TONY” BRANNON.


GOT BACON. COME TO PORTSMITH’S HOUSE OF BACON. THE IPHOB. (INTERNATIONAL PORTSMITH’S HOUSE OF BACON)

 

Lol, it's pretty funny, but just make sure you check over the grammar and spelling so it's tolerable to read.

xD Flaming Badger caught my eye as well.

But really, you should definitely work on that grammar, I saw numerous mistakes.
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Interesting story...but like Orange said, be sure to keep an eye on grammar and spelling (especially making sure to put a comma after the dialouge if it ends with a period), but otherwise, good job. :)​