Lance has lost the Battle of Blackthorn.

SNOWPOINT - We have only recently received news that the autocratic Lance of the National Kanto Pokemon Lovers Party has been defeated in the Battle of Blackthorn, taking place in the skies of his once-beloved city. Marshall Clair of the Allies only barely achieved victory over his legions of Dragonites, some delegates claiming it to be a Pyrrhic victory.

He is now turning to the Union of Sinnoh Socialist Republics for his horrible invasion.

Conscription is imminent! We demand you and your Pokemon team enlist in the army so we may stop this horrid threat.

(I do hope you all realize that this is thinly-veiled propaganda for myself to view your current Pokemon teams.)

 

Many of your posts allow users to go to dictionary.com...

 

True that. Only word I had to google today though was pyrrhic.

Well update with my pokemon team later since I need to build one.

 

There is no time for this incessant babble! The armies of Lance are currently bombing Canalave Harbour!

 

TYPHLOSION, HOUNDOOM, GYARADOS, JOLTEON, NOCTOWL, EGG...I choose all of you.

 

Terra (Torterra)
Typhlo (Typhlosion)
Blaster (Blastoise)
Rain (Gardevior)
Guardian (Lucario)
Flyer (Flygon)

BATTLE FORMATION.

 

Goddammit everyone, we require backup! They are shooting Electrodes at us!

Appreciated. We shall drive these fools back to the Indigo Plateau.

 

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...Now that I think about it, that would be a great thing to paint on our bombs.

 

Tyranitar, Empoleon, Ampharos, Spirittomb, Gallade, and Glalie.

 

Flygon
Flygon
Flygon
Flygon
Flygon
Flygon

 

Excellent job, comrades. It has been a very arduous struggle, but we have stopped the advancing enemy at Snowpoint and are now in the process of driving them out.

You indeed appear to have a very good memory.

 

We have achieved success. You see before you the destruction of Saffron City.

I do say we have done an excellent job. Moomoo Milk for everyone.

 

KADABRA
GENGAR
METAGROSS
ESPEON
CLEFAlRY
BRONZONG

LET'S KICK SOME ASS

 

The day is ours.
Well done, gentlemen.

 

Dammit I always miss the fun stuff

 

Now we march onto Indigo Plateau.

 

We have partitioned Indigo Plateau. Johto owns the West and we own the East. We plan to build a wall to make sure the denizens of East Indigo Plateau do not decide to escape to the West.

 

Can we militarize this wall to oppress easterners and make it completely indestructible for all time?

 

I quite enjoy your thinking process. Certainly. Now I simply hope that a few decades after I die you will not come back and establish more rights and free speech for our people to spite me.

 

Of course not. What do you think I am? A democrat? This is a dictatorship.