Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury...

Chief's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote that song a year ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thig I want you to consider! Ladies and gentlemen... *pulls out a picture of Chewbacca* ...this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk but he 'lives' on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense! Why would a wookie, a 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of 2 foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself. What does this have to do with this case?


Nothing!


Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. i'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talking about Chewbacca! Does that make any sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!!! And so you have to remember...When you are in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamtion, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If chewbacca lives on Endor, you must respect! The defense rests.

 

Oh no! He's using the chewbaca defense!!

 

Yes I am. *puts on sunglasses*