Kitty's policy

Several members have enquired 'bout my policies if i ever become the new...lets say leader. 8D It is in my interest to reward those who deserve rewardin'; punish those that deserve a good slap to the face. I have always been a firm believer in equality, but you will all serve me n' shower me with gifts. A happy Kitty is a generous n' merciful one...usually.

Rules i would implement.

*copypaste xD*
Everyone must use shopper bags! NO PLASTIC SHALL BE WASTED!
We will all cycle to between threads. No need for cars!
Litterbugs will recieve 50 lashes n' will be given Binman duty.

We shall care for the environment n' mend that which is damage!

*endcopypaste*

For outstandin' service to your leader, me, you shall recieve enormous amounts of your favourite treat. Be it cookies, pies or men. You shall be rewarded for your services.

Members will undergo a noob test. Noobs will be placed in a zoo for others to gawk at. Peanuts will be supplied for the hittin' of noobs. (The member P E A N U T will not be used as a missile). Monthly noob hunts will occur as a sportin' event. Winner will be praised for his/her noob eliminatin' skills.

Sexiness will be brought back to the froum. Since the return of nra n' spit the forum's sexiness level has quadrupled. They n' a few other choosen few shall be apointed Masters in the way of sexiness. Heed their words.

Words spoken against Link will be seen as blasphemy. Tootsie n' one or two other female members will deal with you.

The whip will be the main source of punishment.

Haters will be hated.

Non-believers will be terminated on sight, as painfully as possible then have their head removed n' used to feed the noobs.

A vote for kitty is a vote for a better kh-vids. :3 <3

 

I'm your right hand dude kitty mckechnie...i mean...kittynator...*shifty eye's*

 

I no longer want to vote for you.

 

Troublemakers have now gone up 100% :'D

 

What?!

 

Sorry Kitty,

Can't even do it.

 

oh my, it seems it's time to bring out the whip :'D

 

Sounds good...Is there a certain way to vote or do I just post sayin' "You got my vote"? Any way my vote is yours even if you don't become the leader then I shall still serve you if you so wish.

 

You'll get your share later. Duty calls at the moment.

40 lashes for Renegade! *whips*

Robert - There is a thread in the spaz zone. xD

 

Oh, wow, you have definitely got my vote! NOOB HUNTS FTW!

 

Terminator = Epic win, but seriously, I can't vote for you.

 

Some people are Noobs because they wish to be. Some of the Noobs take it at insult that you think that they can be put in Zoos. What if it is possible that those that call Noobs Noobs are Noobs themselves? What if some of us don't want Sexiness and just wish for happiness? Not everybody cares about that stuff. What if not all of us like Link? What if the owner of this site was not a Link fan? Would you call him a Noob? Calling somebody a Noob is a matter of opinion. Just like this post is. So what of someone does not wish to vote for you? It is a matter of opinion. What if you hate Noobs and/or Link haters? Does that mean when you say haters will be hated does that mean you will be hated? What if we don't want your vision of a better KH-Vids? Are you going to whip us?

 

1. Same goes for Mike, and

2. You're just afraid of being hutned, aren't you?

 

You already voted for Mike? This is a cereal crime against the Emprie to be. No sexiness or treats for you.

Run, run away, n' never return...

We all know where you'll be placed. xD Get your peanuts ready!

N', ohmygosh! Are you bein' cereal? xDDD

 

No, I would vote for you, but you can't Throw my buddy P E A N U T at every one. It's unjust.

That depends if Manbearpig exists.

 

I admit. I giggled. xD

We will not throw good members at noobs. We need to keep 'em in shape for a better world.

That depends if Manbearpig exists.[/QUOTE]

It is common knowledge that Manbearpig does indeed exsist.

 

I wanna ask which category I'm in.

 

Ditto .

 

Members of my "political party" are all good in my book.

...until they do somethin' that displeases me. Then we use you as a baseball bat n' hit noobs/trolls with you.

 

I don't get it? Same goes for me what?