I'm in Glasgow, looking for you. Every corner I turn I look out for a massive bobble-head Fang strutting about with giant muscles.
Meting someone on the internet? Hahhahahahahahahahahhhhhahaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahh!!!!
No, I actually can't believe anyone would mete someone on the internet. And in any other medium she's not?
I was the same when I went to glasgow. But then I found her... and kidnapped her... and now she's in my basement (which is weird because I don't actually have one) and I've been feeding her nothnig but skittles to see what happens.
Like wtf why are you still awake? I'd say it made me feel like I was missing out and need to vaycay asap.