Kingdom hearts Soap Opera?

:O Can't you just imagine it?

Sora: "Riku....I am Kairi's son's father..."
Riku: "-epic music- :O What do you mean?"
Kairi: "I'm preggers" -epic music and epic awkwardness"
Sora: "We shall name him....Hank."
Riku: "Why not something Japanese and nifty?"
Sora: "Cuz Hank shall be played by Tom Hanks, and he wants his name to be Hank."
Riku: "-_-;"

or


Sora: "KAIRI! DON'T LEEEAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE!"
Kairi: "But Sora, you're leaving ME...for NAMINé!"
Sora: "-shifty eyes- She's better."
Sora: Dramatic pose and epic music leading to an explosion and a massacre.
Kairi: -kills him-


It would be amazing to see that.

 

Oh dear... anything with opera in it... scary. XDDD

 

lol I can see it!!!!
Kairi: But Riku I love you!! *dramatic music*
Riku: But you are with Sora Kairi!
Kairi: But Riku...it's your baby...
To Be Continued!

(I hate when they have to be continued!)

 

Oh no... the headaches are coming already! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! XD

 

Ewwwwwww Soaps Lol

 

Ya, but still, think of it...

Sora: "I must...tell you something Kairi..."
Kairi: "What is it, Sora?"
Sora: "My father...he's....he's....XEMNAS..."
Mansex: "I AM YOUR FATHAR!"
Riku: "Did he just say 'FATHER'?"
-Dramatic music and pause.
Words flash up saying "to be continued"

 

I bet Namine is his mom.....

 

Oh god.....

Don't we get enough Soap Operas In one day??

Lol....

Kairi: Sora, Riku I have something to tell you...
Sora: What Is It Kairi...
Kairi: *Dramatic Music* My Name Isn't really Kairi
Riku: Then what Is It Kairi?
Kairi: Paris Hilton...
Sora: O.O
Riku: =O...

To be continued...

 

Oh my! Kairi, you've been doing bad things!
Sora: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
Xemnas: No, Sora. I am your father.
Sora:*dramatic music comes on and he's on his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mickey: I'm not really a mouse...I'm a short mexican cat...I was planning on eating Minnie, then Donald...Then Daisy...
Sora: O.o;;; What the hell?
Kairi: I'm allergic to cats...
Sora: I'LL SAVE YOU, MY LOVE!
-breaks his neck-
Kairi: Oh...no...Soh-RA, what ehv ar, shall WE dooooo now?
-like William Shatner =3 -
Sora: Let us make love.
-random make out session-
Riku: My goodness...WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOONE?