I haven't written a parody in a long time so here I go. One day on the island Riku and Sora were playing against each other on their Gameboy Sps. They were playing pokemon. "I'm winning!" Riku shouted. "Not for long!" Sora murmured Then both of their characters were hit with thunder shock. *game over* "Man! I was so close!" Sora said throwing his Gameboy in a nook. "I bet I could beat you if you played my game SUPER POKEMON 2 at my house on Saturday." Riku challenged. "SUPER POKEMON 2! I heard it's takes at least a whole day to finish the game! I'd have to stay at your house overnight." "Yeah. But if you fall asleep first, you'll be shaving creamed!" "Same goes for you too Riku!" "Alright it's a deal." *On Saturday at 6 am.* *DING DONG* "Hey Sora your early." Riku yawned as he opened the door. "Yeah. I wanted an early start on the game!" Sora exclaimed. "Okay for breakfast we have breakfast pizza. For lunch we have pepperoni and mushroom pizza. For dinner we have turkey mushroom and pepperoni pizza. and for dessert we have and Oreo pizza with hot fudge." Riku explained. "The perfect food to keep us awake for video gaming." "Oh yeah. When It's past 5 pm we're allowed to drink hot chocolate to keep us awake." "Alright well let's get started!" Sora shouted. *17 hours and 59 minutes later.* Both Riku and Sora were bloated and tired. All the pizza and the hot chocolate was gone. "This is the last level. We just have to face Jigglypuff " Riku said exhausted. "Were almost to the end." Sora said exasperated. Suddenly they both fell asleep and they both lost the game. *The next day* Sora woke up and saw the TV screen flashing GAME OVER. "Oh no! we lost!" Sora screamed. "What's wrong?" Riku asked half awake. "We lost the game and__" Sora said as he turned to Riku. Riku had shaving cream all over his face. "Dude! someone messed with your face. You have shaving cream all over your face!" Sora laughed. Once Riku was conscious enough to understand what Sora was talking about he screamed,"Your face has shaving cream on it too!" "Who messed with our faces?" Sora wondered. Then they heard a sound from the TV saying *Jigglypuff* and all of Riku's shaving cream cans were empty. "Aw man! I was going to use those." Riku said "What!?!" Sora shouted. "I mean...Ugh I'm done with making excuses with you I shave okay. only a mustache though." "OMG!" then Sora screamed,"everything I know is a lie!!!" The End By the way jigglypuff is a pokemon that uses a song to put people asleep. Since it never gets to finish it's song it gets angry and draws on peoples faces with a marker. This time I used shaving cream to mix it up a little.
