Kingdom hearts: Revealed

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  1. kairiheartprincess Traverse Town Homebody

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    KINGDOM HEARTS: REVEALED

    Riku is secretly Sora and Kairi's son from a diffrent timeline

    and namine is actually a man who is actually roxas who is actually xion.

    Minnie mouse is actually the true leader of the heartless

    and axel is kairi and cloud's illigitimate love child.

    and Namine is the love child of Cinderella and Cid

    Sora is Cloud and Aerith's Kid

    And Kairi was created as an experiment to see if ansem and ariel really could have kids.

    Why are all our characters where they are? Easy. Tidus wanted to know what the orange button was for.
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    WTF am I thinking??
     
  2. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    They're really monsters from another dimension, and secretly Mickeys sons and daughter. He wanted to experimate with Master Xehanort, which didn't turn out well. I'm not implying he's gay, he's a mouse after all. Xehanort's just weird as fuck.
    and that ain't no keyblade they're holding, in reality it's wood with alot of paint.

    Oh and Aqua is really made out of water magic.
     
  3. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yes, Eraquas and squirtle joined in.
     
  4. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    This actually might be true.

    So will this
     
  5. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Kairi gets around.