Kingdom Hearts compared to celestial bodies.

You thought threads by Jade Rhade could get no more random? WE LIED! Yes, Random Idiot and I just finished a lengthy phone conversation in which Kingdom Hearts characters were compared to celestial bodies.

Venus- Larxene (Savage Nymph reminds me of the goddess of love)
Earth- Marluxia (It's the only known planet with vegetation)
Jupiter- Lexaeus (Huge and owns all the other planets)
Saturn- Xaldin (Also huge, but has sideburns which compare to Saturn's rings)
Neptune- both Vexen and Demyx (water and ice)
Pluto- Zexion (The smallest, and now my favorite former-planet)

That's all we have so far because the conversation dissolved into a series of Riku-centric insults then turned to talking about the new scenes from FM+

Feel free to add :p

 

Nice....


After research deep into riku and Kadaj I have come t thre conclusion that Riku IS Kadaj!

 

WHAT! NO! Kadaj is way to ownsome to be compared to someone like... Riku.

Kadaj would be... KADAJ IS THE MOON!

 

oh, that's cool

Sun- Axel (fire)
Mercury- xemnas (mercury always reminded me of white and black spots all over compared to xemnas' clothes)

 

Larxene - mars. Mars= war= painful death = Larxene

 

Alright, so Larxene is now Mars, Axel is the Sun, and Xemnas is Mercury.

Ansem-X-Ansem (Xehanort's Heartless) is... a moon circling around the Riku planet.

 

Which according to my theory is the moon. Riku is not Kadaj... He's the same kind of being.

 

Don't forget kadaj, even though he's not part of kh, oh and rocks are Lexaeus' moons