Kingdom Hearts: Apocolypse ~ Volume 1 - Space (Chapter 6)

Chapter 6 - Organization XII - "It's just a flesh wound."

As the portal closes, a black medieval knight materializes from the darkness. "Your fate has been sealed, I have been sent by lord Hades to deal with you twelve."

Zexion growled at that sentence being spoke. "As I thought, he was using us, but for what purpose would he want the Titans...?"

The Black Knight draws his sword, going into a high guard stance. "Who would like to die first?"

Larxene eagerly draws her daggers and steps in. "I guess I'll just have to finsh you off first!"

The Black Knight lunges foward, the slash only by an inch misses the rest of the Organization, Larxene had already jumped away. "You are skilled, my lady, but you shall die all the same!"

The Organization is opted to stand back what with such sadistic fighters in combat. Larxene throws six daggers at the knight's left arm, severing it off. "This is fun, just like I did with Roxas' friend!"

The knight dismisses the obvious wound. "It's just a flesh wound."

Larxene is confused, then giggling some more. "You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine."

The Black Knight, with sword in remaining arm, tries again to stab Larxene. Yet again, his other arm is cut off. "Eh, I've had worse."

Xigbar puts his hand over his face and sighs. "You liar! Look you stupid bas****, you've got no arms left."

The ******ed (AKA Black Knight) starts kicking Larxene. "Right! I'll do you for that! Come on!"

Laxene gets extremely annoyed. "What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!" The angry nobody throws three knives at each leg, chopping them off.

The stupid fool-of-a-knight drops to the sand. "Alright, we'll call it a draw."

The whole Organization sighs, then opens a Dark Corridor. They all are about to exit the world when The Black Knight shouts at them.

"Running away, eh?! You black bas****s, come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!" The kinght tries to wiggle his way to them while snarling.

Vexen turns around and drags the limbless knight through the corridor with them. "How do you refuse all the pain? I must research this further." The Dark Corridor closes, with a furious Hades screaming in frustration throughout the Underworld.

Chapter 6 - Keybladers & Co. - Nice bunny, pretty bun- Ah! No, please! Don't! No, ah! Ah! No, not the face- ok! The face! What? No, no! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sora and the gang get out of the wrecked gummi ship to discover a battlefield filled with bones. "My wizard senses are tingling....... something has gone wrong here." Donald spots a rabbit. "Aww, it's a cute little..." The rabbit jumps one mile over to a far-off decaying body and starts eating. "Gah! What's going on here?!"

The rabbit spots the group, running to them with a speed of a cheetah, revealing it's sharp teeth and ravanous hunger. "Uh oh, guy, run for it!" Sora said in haste. The entire group ran for the forest.

As the rabbit crashed through trees and gnawed on things triple it's size, the beast became faster and faster. Soon, it started to talk. "Me... kill... you... like..." The killer rabbit paused for a little while, then resumed talking. "OZZY!!!"

After the group heard that, they sprinted harder than before. "HE'S GONNA BITE OUR HEADS OFF!!!"

An elderly bystander waves at the steadfast group. "Hi."

A mob of civilians surround the old man. "Oh, so you like biting heads off, eh?" The fate of the elderly man can pretty much be described as "bloody."

Anyway, the screen turns black and the Keybladers & Co. gather on screen.

Sora: Well, we didn't get bitten or eaten, obviously.

Riku: We just don't remember what happened exactly.

Mickey: I hope you forgive us, but this part has been wiped from history.

Kairi: We don't know what happened to the rabbit, but I don't suggest you ask him. *giggle*

Donald: Sorry for the inconvenience.

Goofy: Now back to da storrry!

The screen you're watching turns on again. The group is on the fixed gummi ship, flying out of the killer-rabbit world and to another crazy adventure.

 

LOL! Killer rabbits are one of the 5 scarriest things in ANY world...And Anya would know better then ANYONE about that. Nice job!!

 

I'll include the Holy Hand Grenade later...

 

hey the knight and the rabbit was a reference to monty pythons the holy grail. nicely done though.