KHV's Official Voxli Group : P is being a bad influence on me

Kelly is dildo's mush: One of the bus drivers said I should be one of those porn phone people.. ;______;
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): ...
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): Why does your bus driver go on sex phone lines?
Kelly is dildo's mush: I don't know ;___;
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): Next time you get on the bus, you're obliged to get on the bus and seductively say, "Hey big boy. Would you mind clipping my ticket?"
Kelly is dildo's mush: xD
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): "Let's have some fun. Buses take ages to come."
Kelly is dildo's mush: ;_____;
Kelly is dildo's mush: You're having fun with this aren't you?
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): "You can stop at my bus stop any time you like"
Kelly is dildo's mush: ...
Kelly is dildo's mush: Oh god.
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): "I've always been fond of buses. They're so long and solid."
Kelly is dildo's mush: .__.
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): "Looks like all the seats are taken. That's okay,I can just sit on your lap, and you can drive the bus. "
Kelly is dildo's mush: ;-;
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): "You can go all the way to the last stop, baby. The stop light ain't coming on with me. "
Kelly is dildo's mush: Oh god
Nyrro (clawtooth): P, you're 16 for deity's sake!
Kelly is dildo's mush: ;__;
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): :3
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): "I ain't no senior citizen. You don't need to lower your ramp for me."
Pika (Powerhungry Dictator): "Excuse me mister, my bus seems to have broken down. Could you go round back and push with your hands?"
Kelly is dildo's mush: P!

 

I deny everything. There is no proof.

 

you will not believe how funny this conversation is to me. XD

 

P! What have I told you about making dirty bus jokes? Get in your room! *Nudges him with scythe*