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i love you all exccept for thoser that i ghate nd iwmean that is the best way posible (knot realy) alsoi i thinkt hat this mneans that things are thongs thingsssss and where i s gufck im hungry like im starving all ive had for dinner was a hunk of breaxd but it was fresh and good so i might take anothe rchunky hunk of that bread goodbye everyobodt ive got to go bopheamniam trhapsoty all tghat rjazz

 

I love you all except for those that I hate and I mean that in the nicest way possible (not really) also I think that this means that things are thongs things and where is **** I'm hungry like I'm starving all I've had for dinner was a hunk of break but it was fresh and good so I might take another chunky hunk of that bread goodbye everybody I've got to go Bohemian Rhapsody all that jazz

 

How sdo igosjlglejs e8yig

 

How do (I've got nothing for this bit someone get a ****ing Rosetta Stone in here)

 

I think the last word is "saying?"
idk I don't speak gibberish

 

Probably "How do you know what I'm saying" or some ****.

 

Next weeks lesson: How to speak keyboard mash.

 

Yeah, probably.

 

I thought his "something to say" was that he suddenly lost the ability to type.

Oh well, guess I'll go to the store and grab every keyboard mash language book out there that I can find.

 

That or he's more drunk than HoT was the other day.

 

I'm never living this down am I?

 

Nope. Don't worry, you're not nearly the worst drunk around here.

 

Haha, okay

 

Oh, is this a thing here? I love drunk threads.

I like this place.

 

It really isn't, there have been a few over our long and illustrious history, many of which have been boring and ******.

 

Like you?

I take pride in my ****** threads

 

That's almost disappointing.

Wait, why is ****** not censored but ******* is?

 

Don't worry about it.

 

****** censoring is ****** . . . ****.

 

... no...

maybe.....