You have seen all the tons of KHV stories that are around lately, if there is one thing the KHVidian inside you wants to do, it is to jump on bandwagons. Chapter 1 Spoiler It is a fine evening, just like every other evening on KHV. All the people are gathered in the Spam Zone, like usual. You wonder what great things your favourite community might do tonight. In the distance you see one of the moderators, Clawtooth, he is walking towards you WHEN SUDDENLY A GIANT SWORD THE SIZE OF A SKYSCRAPER (aka: the average JRPG MC weapon) COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND AND CLAWTOOTH EXPLODES EVERYWHERE. The guts, the guts they are everywhere. His eye landed in the soup of Makaze, who still ate it because he was a cheapo. His torso lands right next to Daxa, who starts eating it going "I NEED YOU INSIDE YOU, DON'T LEAVE ME." While growling like a dog. End of Chapter 1
Years, YEARS! Of research had been done, before you finally felt like you knew the people of KHV well enough to make a story. People will not find a single thing wrong about the personifications in your story. Since you realised that the first part was immensely popular, you have already decided make a chapter numbero dos! Chapter 2 Spoiler Wiping the blood of Clawtooth away from your eyes, you see that the Spam Zone is in a better shape than it has ever been. People have already started moving into the sword, there weren't many places to live, considering this whole place was just full of threads, nobody could possibly live inside those things! Among those people were one of your favourite families, the Crackpairing. The family consisted of a dad, which was What?, the mother, Bigbueno and last, but not least, their lovechild Mr Belt and Zipper himself, Nomura. Oh the fond memories you have of spending time with that family. "Finally, I have the sexiest of all voices!" That voice... you could have sworn it was Clawtooth, but it's coming from Daxa. You figure that she must have just eaten Claw's voicebox as well, which gave her his voice. "Oh no, my love has fallen! Ribbit!" Oh dear lord, you hear the frog aka Forsaken nearby. Always such a crybaby, that guy is. It has got to be the third time this week that Claw dies and he is STILL taking it harshly. You hear a hissing noise nearby, could this possibly be- "MORE GORE!" frogger is killed right before your very eyes. You hear a sigh of relief form, finally that crybaby is gone. Then the Spam Zone got attacked by a baby dinosaur. Turns out it was just Misty though, so all you had to do was stare at her in dissaproval and she fell over, dead. Then Sabby and FKB walked in and were asian. END OF CHAPTER 2
