KHV Mini Adventures

Lol, Idea goes to Spike.

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*bell rings*

Cronoking: Oh great it's lunch time. Now time for fake food an- hey!

Catch the Rain: *randomly tackle glomps him*

Cronoking: Ow, get off me!

Catch the Rain: First you gotta send 5,000 cookies to ISCP.

Cronoking: Why would I do that?

Catch the Rain: Because. * looks up at everyone else in hallway*

Everyone: >.> <.<

Catch the Rain: Flying glomps all around! *runs around tackling people as they scatter*

Cupcake: Hey I wonder what that special meat is today.

Darkandroid: I don't know, but it looks like you won't find out.*watches her get tackled*

Misty: Woah, you just got pwned.....whatever that means.

CarbuncleGem: I think you spelt owned wrong.

Heartless*: I wonder if I could get to the cool tabled before everyone else.

Mirai: It doesn't matter, they'd just kick you right off anyway.

Heartless*: Oh yeah, how would you know?

Mirai: Because I invented it!*hammers*

Noba: 3, 2 , 1...

Mirai: *gets tackled by CtR*

Spike: *sits at the cool table* Man this isn't so co- wow a TV! With a camcorder....and a gun. D:

Solid Snake: I guess this means we can't mess with the freshmen today.

Hissora: Tokay, do we have the shtuff?

サキ アマミヤ: What the frick? You sound like you've been eating some fruit loops.

Hissora: Heh yeah, I feel loopy but not fruity, that's Shadowjak.

Shadowjak: I'm very shy!*moves closer to サキ アマミヤ*

サキ アマミヤ: Get away from me you freak. *tries to dig in bag*

Misty: No! Don't use it yet.....not yet.....>D

サキ アマミヤ: BTW, why am I a freshmen?

Hissora: Shush, you'll ruin the cheeky yet funny plot line. *twitches*

*everyone backs up*

Sanda: C'mon, sit over here!

~Amber~: No way, im telling you that table is cursed! Why do you think Madi is in the hospital now?!

HigherBeing: Man, she just got tackled by Ct- holy crap duck!*dodges under table*

O R A N G E: Oh where! I love ducks! They look lik- *gets glomped*

JellyBeing: Nooo!! My twin!

HigherBeing: I thought I was your twin?

JellyBeing: No, you're my nobody.

HigherBeing: You mean you're MY nobody.

Chaser007: Wow, great come back.

rencoinfreak: *sits at the sophomore table* Man, why do we always have to wait for the Admins?

Forsaken: Because, they want to make sure we don't get access to the food without them here. Remember what happened last time?

Cin: Wait, I don't rememb-

Forsaken: * kicks away* A really big monster called Fire Nanaki came with his cafe hungry goons and took all the food. Even killed one of the staff members! Wait....I think I hear him coming!

rencoinfreak: Ah, principal Sp!!!*runs*

Forsaken: Ha ha.......what are you looking at?

Cin: *shakes head*

Xendran: Hey, don't you try to act all innocent.*presses a button*

~Amber~: Hm, well I guess I cou- *table suddenly flips away*...........X_X*runs*

Cin: Heh...that was pret-....no, trust me, im a beast when it comes to pranks. I can't be unleashed again!

Spdude: Eh? *sneaks up*

Cin: Uhhh, heh....*runs to a table*

Xaldin: Man, I can't wait for the students to enjoy the mystery meat!

DSK: Yeah, I can tell you're enjoying it.

Darkandroid: Look man, even if you keep following up, we won't take you out the program to kill you all one day.>_> You're making it worst.

DSK: Aw c'mon! If I die, I don't wanna be killed by a collar!

RVR: Tough luck pal, I'll make sure I'll detonate it. ^_^

Rosey: * peaks from under the table* I knew it, it's all a conspiracy to stop the fads....or they just hate us. C'mon Sargent Watermelon.

JellyBeing: For the last time Rose, its Waterorange!

Hissora:*takes away phone* Just report back, their about to open the lunch lines.....Sj back off!

Shadowjak: *stares at the fruit loop in pockets* Cheeky git.

Deathspank: Ahem, alright every-

Spdude: *pushes out the way* We will now open the lunch lines, but be-

Deathspank: *throws CtR at him* Beware of the mystery mean, and don't even think about starting anything.*Points at the cameras*

*Sora*: Heh, this will be interesting. *looks at Hissora* -_-

Hissora: -_- Rules are simple and clean.

Repliku: Heh...

Hissora: Shut up liku! You know what I mean!......Anyway, high class against low class. No teacher hogging, especially don't use Xaldin......he'll eat all the food.

Xaldin: *ears perk up* Hmmm...

Darkandroid: What is it Scooby?

Xaldin: I rink re right rave rouble raggy.

Darkwatch: Man that was like the lamest impression.

Xaldin: Sara wait! Don't!

Sara: *opens the lines*

Absol: Gosh, this is the last time imma be serving the.......why are you guys staring at me?

*Everyone gets in position*

Darkandroid: Hm, should have used the plan earlier. Oh well. *cocks shotgun* >D

Absol: >.> <.< Son of a witch....

Everybody:*charges* Warlock!!

BOOM!

* Everybody charges into the lunch line and gathers all the food they can, and run off back to the table*

Hissora: *steps up*

Cin: *steps up* This will not be good.

Hissora: Depends.....remember the rules.

Forsaken: Yeah, no more wedgies during battle. *smiles at the freshmen* >D

Hissora: Oh, but there's one condition.

Darkwatch: Hm?

Misty: *pulls out a fooderlizer*

Cin: O_O

Hissora: We cheat and you scream! *throws a pizza*

DarkRoxas: *throws a plate of corn* Ha! Take tha-

BOOM!!

DarkRoxas: *gets tumbled from a rocket of mashed potatoes*

*Soon the battle was on!*

Cronoking: *flips over a table* Ha, a shield!

Jube: Wait you recovered from CtR?

Cronoking: Yeah sort of. *walks on peg leg*

Cin: *gets attacked by corn* Stop, trust me, you don't like me when i'm angry!

Mixt: Oh stop you poser!*prepares broccoli*

Cin: RAWR!!!! *turns pink*

Mixt:...........

Cin: See what had happened was- *gets tackled by flying CtR*

Catch the Rain: Ha! You can't catch me!...what the?

CtR: Fake, you shall go down soon.

Catch the Rain: We'll see about that! *prepares for glomping action*

Frodis: *dodge rolls under table* Dang, that fooderlizer thing a machinfg....oh man....

Xaldin: You need to relax man, here, have some mystery meat.

Frodis: Oh sure tha-*gets shot*

Xaldin: Darkandroind! You're not suppose to use real bullets!

Darkandroids: Ha ha! *goes phys co* Why is there a space?

Sara: *puts on food helmet* This is getting out of hand.* dodges more spaghetti*

Mish: I can stop it, but it might be dangerous.

Spike:.......please don't do it.

* The battle rages on, and body's covered in food were soon lying on the ground.*

Hissora: *wipes mustard off of face and reloads fooderlizer* Most of the lows are out....I thought this weapon would increase our chances.

Forsaken: *on other side of battlefield* Guys, do we have any fish left?

Cin: No, Darky used the last one and took out Mirai.

Annexio: This can't last much longer, wait, where did Mish go?

*Suddenly someone bolts out of the mystery meat line*

Mish: Victory to the high classes is ours!!

Ienzo: What is she talking about?.....what's that smell?!!

Mish: *pulls out the mystery "meat"* Behold! Chocolate covered Tofu!!!

Spike: Ya know, it's days like this I wish I didn't phail 9th grade....

Jade: Do I even have to say it?

Spike: Nope. *steps back*

Jade: What are yo-

SPLAT!!!

Jade: *gets hit with tofu* Augh! No...it has no taste but....it's so......bleeeeeh!!

Darky: *takes her fooderlizer* Alright noobs.........die

*All the low class run*

Hissora: *runs and shoots* This is failing quick, what should we do?!

TheChosenOne: You know, it doesn't taste that bad.....what?

Zexion of the Twilight: This is insane, I can't believe we lost......

*Soon the low class was captured, and hung by their undergarments*

Xaldin: Hey i'm part of the staff! This isn't fair!

RVR: Heh, it is too me.

VGN: *walks in whistling*

*Everyone turns towards him*

VGN:.......*runs*

Catch the Rain: Don't you run I see you!*Fly glomps*

Spike: Sooooo anyone want some tof-

Everybody: NO!

 

Kay is just too pretty. I had to give her my leg ;~;

 

sadly, i think thats how the world is going to end ;_;

 

LOMFG, I am in :'D.

 

I wanna be in the next one plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

XDDDDDD

I haven't laughed so hard since Foxxie updated....

THE TABLE IS CURSED I TELL YOU!!​

 

:lol:

Awesome.

Finally something funny on the forums again

 

Lol, thanks, atleast now I know I still got it! ^_^

 

LOL you never lost the charm, brother XD

 

Chocolate covered tofu.
XD.

 

tl;dr .

 

Dang, I should have added that awesome language. D: Then you would have been more of a psycho.

 

Oh wow XD I never thought I'd see these again.
Nice Soku, very nice xD I give Wedgies to freshmen, awesomeness.

 

lol I served the food xDDDDDDD

 

LAWL. Classic Soku right here. xD

Oh lawl.

 

That was hilarious! But I was staring for a full 5 minutes just looking at my two lines. Sure, it's a small part, but I was amazed I was even included.