KHV Life, with a little Sofa Spice (Ch.3)

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  1. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    KH-vids.net Life, with a little Sofa Spice
    Chapter III
    A painful story of action, drama, and death.



    In the dead Art thread, day by day,
    Days passed, weeks, months. Darkandroid couldn't take it. It was unbearable.
    So he knew he had to do something.
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    KHV Life, with a little Sofa Spice, Ch. III.
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    Dear Dairy,
    Darkandroid here, how long have I been here? I think about 8 days now.
    The One Named Unknown has been annoying as ever. Luckily I had some beans from a can from my pocket. I broke two teeth opening it.
    How is The One Named Unknown even alive? He hasn't eaten any more then I did. At least I had some beans.
    If only I had a gun.

    The One Named Unknown: Duke or Rod!

    Darkandroid: Its Darkandroid *****.

    The One Named Unknown: Why are you always so mean? I think someone needs a hug!!!

    Darkandroid: Don't even think about-

    The One Named Unknown: *Runs over hugging Darkandroid pushing him over on the floor*

    Darkandroid: Idiot! Get the **** off of me!!!

    In the thread a clank sound went out.

    Darkandroid: What was that?

    The One Named Unknown looked down seeing what have fallen down.

    The One Named Unknown: Oh, dropped my cellphone.
    The One Named Unknown picked it up.

    Darkandroid: You have a ****ING CELL PHONE!!!!!

    The One Named Unknown: What? Oh, we can order pizza!

    Darkandroid: DON'T YOU ****ING DARE TOUCH THE CELL PHONE! I seen this before on TV shows! You make a useless call and the batteries die!

    Darkandroid grabbed the cell phone seeing 1 bar left.
    Darkandroid: SEE!
    Darkandroid held up the cell phone in the air thinking who to call.

    Darkandroid: Who to call...

    The One Named Unknown: Call your cell phone!

    Darkandroid: Dude, thats-

    The One Named Unknown: Call meh other cell phone!

    Darkandroid: I'm not gonna-

    The One Named Unknown: Call Ally!

    Darkandroid: Who the-

    The One Named Unknown: How bout' Sara?

    Darkandroid: I guess so...

    Darkandroid put Sara's number in the cell phone.

    The One Named Unknown ran grabbing the phone and shutting it.

    Darkandroid: What the-

    The One Named Unknown: Its power ish low, why text message her?

    Darkandroid:.....Hm, for once you may be right....

    Darkandroid texted Sara.

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    Rosey: I really don't think banning more members will get us cold hard cash.

    RVR: Think about! Every time we-
    *Sara's Cell Beeps*
    RVR: Sara! All cell phone's are off during the meaning!

    Sara: Exuse me! I am a higher rank then you! You must treat me with far more respect! *Looks at Cell Phone* Who the *** is it?
    *Opens Text Message*
    Sara its me DA. =]
    I am still stuck in tis thread Could u try to get me out ?
    Sara: *Sigh* *Texts Back*
    Guess so... I will need to gather the team
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    Darkandroid: Sweet there on there way! See-ya later The One Named ****!

    The One Named Unknown: But... We had so many good time together!
    {FlashBack}
    Darkandroid: I am so freaking hungry...

    The One Named Unknown: Yeah, Once my friend was hungry. Her name was Pretty.

    Darkandroid: Does it look like I care?

    The One Named Unknown: Pretty VoChang.

    Darkandroid: She sounds like a freaking re-

    The One Named Unknown: We were playing Spider-Man, when Pretty said she started to get hungry.

    Darkandroid:-_-' I am gonna-

    The One Named Unknown: WAIT! This is the best part! We went inside. We opened the rock. There was fire inside.

    Darkandroid:......

    The One Named Unknown: We took the fire and threw it in the lake near by the host.
    When the fire cooled down in the water it turned into a folder.

    Darkandroid: This isn't even funny, its random junk that has no meaning.

    The One Named Unknown: SHEESH UP!

    {Flashback}

    Darkandroid: Yeah can't wait to get out of more then ever now! =]

    The One Named Unknown: T_T You... you hate me! *Crys*

    Darkandroid: Well you did-

    The One Named Unknown: WAAAA! HAAA! WHY! I WANNA GO HOME! *Whines* *Sniffs* WAH!

    Darkandroid: Come on, shut up!

    The One Named Unknown: B-B-B-B-B-BUT YOU *Sniff* YOU S-S-SAID Y-YOU H-H-HATED ME! WAAAAA!

    Darkandroid: Rah! COME ON SHUT UP! YOUR ANNOYING THE **** AT OF ME!

    The One Named Unknown: *Sniff* H-H-I-I.... WAHAAAHAHAAHGAGAGGA!

    Darkandroid simply turned around and walked away to the never ending thread.

    Since it was neverending darkness, he could get away from him.

    Darkandroid: What the heck is with that idiot!

    The One Named Unknown: YOU CALLED ME A IDIOT!

    Darkandroid: Its An idiot, not a idiot.

    The One Named Unknown: WAAAAHDXJKVLHFSJKLDFSFGSJRKL

    Darkandroid ran, but where ever went, The One Named Unknown followed him crying. His eyes were sore.

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    Sara: And then I texted him back, I will gather team. Who's in?

    CtR: Ill help =]

    KairixRiku: I guess I'll help, wouldn't want DA to starve to death.

    Rosey: I'll help too!

    Sara: Good! Anyone else?

    .Kairi.: I am not really the "Save him in 5 seconds" kinda person... >.>

    HB: Um... Sigh. I'll help.

    Sara: Lets go team!

    Cronoking: Shouldn't you have like another Admin with you? For...safety?

    Sara: Not really...

    Cronoking: Wait a sec. There's no one around! Maybe I can help! O darn, I am not a admin though.

    Sara:.........*Continues to walk*

    Sara shut the door in a thread*

    Sara: Okay time to give jobs! Rosey, go find the dead art thread,

    Rosey: Got cha' Sara! *Searchs*

    Sara: KairixRiku, you will hold the rope while I go down grabbing it.

    KairixRiku: Uh.....Okay. :/

    Sara: CtR you will look out!

    CtR: Okay...

    Sara: HB, you will help me search threw the thread for him. Remember, they could be anywhere. Also, they may be in a different form then they seem.

    Rosey came back holding a file.

    Rosey: Here it is. Are you people ready?


    Sara: Yes, *Sara opened the thread*


    Light bursting out. Bearly seeing.
    A loud roaring sound bursted. Screaming.
    ????: Sara *Echo* Is that you?

    Sara: Yes. Who are you?
    *Light still shining*

    Rosey: Sara, who are you talking to.

    ????: Rosey, its you.

    The Roaring sound grew louder.

    ????: Run!

    Rosey: We can't! We need to save DA.

    Still not being able to see cause of the bright light, the roaring become so loud. So loud, you couldn't tell if you were hearing or not. Suddenly a cold chill came in.

    Rosey: KairixRiku?

    No sound.

    Rosey: Higherbeing?

    Again, no a sound

    Rosey: Sara?

    From a far away, bearly hearing it.

    Sara: Rosey?

    The voice faded out. Not be able to see, hear, and with the sharp cold feeling, I become to loose hope.

    Rosey opened her eyes. It was all over. Finally, the sound, the light, the cold, all gone.

    Rosey: Where am I *Echo*

    Rosey stood up.
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    Sara stood up.

    Sara: Rosey? Where the **** am I?
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    HB: Where are the others?
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    KairixRiku: Am I
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    Sara: Lost?
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    There were in a place pure white. There weren't located in the same area, even world. But they were in the same place.
    Pure white. Couldn't even tell whene the floor ended into the wall.

    Suddently where they were, laughing.

    A girl laugh. He heh! You found me!

    In the middle of the room,*far away, there was girl, covered in white.

    Sara: Who the heck is that!

    Tthe girl walked closer.

    She took out a gun pointing it.

    Rosey: Get away from me!

    ????: Heh heh, The One Named Unknown is alive. He wishes to kill.

    HB: You not The One Named Unknown! He's a boy!

    ????: I am not him, nor not him.

    ????: I am-

    TO BE CONTINUED
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    Yeah, not much comedy in here, I was just first trying to get a story going threw the chapters.
     
  2. Luka Deafening silence

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    nice : D
     
  3. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    Surrealistic forum adventures are entertaining. :>
     
  4. Luka Deafening silence

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    D: dude its HigherBeeing
     
  5. Cia (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧*.✧

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    o: I spy me.
     
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    -_- It's what he calls me.

    I don't know why either.
     
  8. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    Well excuse me for making a mistake.
    I am used to typing Hyperbeing.
    I have to spell it right in the story though. *Edits*
     
  9. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    La Sofa, I looked for part 1 but couldn't find it. ;.;
     
  10. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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  11. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    Thanks! :3

    Fav part by far in part 1...
     
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