KHV, I've made it with a woman

[This is a thread about sex.]

It was a horribly hot summer day. I was at work, running the service desk and this amazingly beautiful blonde girl walks up and asks me, "Are you guys hiring?" I told her how to apply and she seemed grateful. Later on that evening, she found me on facebook and messaged me saying she thought I was really cute. I didn't really know how to react because I was too busy thinking she was crazy for finding me.

Anyway, we started talking and it turns out she's seen me from a previous job. Once again, still thinking she's a little crazy. But, she's beautiful, blonde and interested in me, so I let it slide. Then we started texting each other for like, three hours. Next day, I worked in the morning and I was texting her a lot and she wanted to hang out. So, I patiently awaited for 4 pm.

I got off work and then went home to shower. Changed clothes and went to her house. Her parents weren't home...sweetness. So, we started making out on her couch and then I slid my hand up her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. As any guys know, that's the green light for doing the horizontal monster mash. And we did. Or at least, we were about to.

We were about to get freaky when we heard a car pull up. I looked out the window and saw her mom walking toward the house. I had a beautiful blonde girl on my lap about to get freaky and get cock blocked by her mother. So, I'm sneaking out the back door and I hear her mom ask who's car that is outside in the street. She made up some story about the neighbors having people over. I hopped the fence and got my ass out of there as fast as I could.

Then yesterday, I ended up hanging out with her again. Third base. Damn you, baseball!

Anyway, that was my sexual experience for the week, KHV. Enlighten me with yours.

 

Awesome man xD
And, *inb4wolfie*

 

I was playing volleyball

this fat dude ran for the ball
so did I

we both dove

He landed on top

 

The guy I like told me he wants to see a movie with me. But he has no money. ffff

this made me laugh way too much.

 

Same here. xDDD

 

The guy you like wants to see a movie with you?

 

Cool story, bro.

 

Needless to say, I was pissed. She had an ass like a goddess.

 

No, the Girl I like wants to see a movie with me and I also laughed at your post xDD

 

oh damn, always the unlucky one, eh?

 

SO
MUCH
FOR
A
CHILD-SAFE
FORUM.God, you people piss me off so much sometimes. But then again you do have the name Captain Hero.

 

This post perfectly matches your avatar xD

 

I honestly don't know whether to take that invisible line as a compliment or insult.

 

Ah yes, I recall when I made my first cake with a female.

 

lololo im 12 nd wat r we makeing? :D:D:D

 

A child free safe future.

 

I didn't have anything sexual this week scheduled.
:B(:

 

Fix'd Lolololol

 

Same thing over here B|.

 

This wasn't scheduled, it just happened.