KHV, I have a confession to make.

For the past five-ish years, I've been writing really crappy Kingdom Hearts fanfiction and passing it off as canon. I went behind Square and Disney's backs and published this fanfiction for millions to experience, all to stall for time while Yosuke Matsuda worked on repressing his memories of having to sleep with Robert Iger in order to secure the rights to use Disney characters. That's right: I am Tetsuya Nomura, ****** fanfiction extraordinaire.

 

Yeah, no one really cares, Nomura. Just get back to working on that kh.

 

And it'll all be ok once you make Kairi x Namine canon.

 

Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of me being Tetsuya Nomura

 

I SAID LESBIAN PLOT TWIST

 

DISNEY WON'T ALLOW ANY LESBIAN PLOT TWISTS AS LONG AS WE HAVE DISNEY CHARACTERS SO GO WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN FAN FICTION, THIS IS MINE