KHV-Christmas style

Hey all, just wanted to drop by and say merry christmas!^_^ Plus, I have a present I want to give right quick. Notice: There will be lack of alot of members.*had to type fast*

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*december 24*

Sara: I am very dissapointed in you.

Deathspank: It's not my fault!

Soku: Well I can't really explain....

Deathspank: See! Confession!

Soku: Shut yer dang flap jacks. You are to blame too Sara.

Sara: Me?!

RoxasvsRiku:*yawns* He's right, you didn't even by anybody anything.

ZotT: You do know that you...

RVR: Yeah I know! I've just drunken too much eggnog.

Deathspank: Hey, what did I say about that?!

CtR: Hey all, I got the rapping paper ready...where are the presents?

Soku:*looks the other way*

Deathspank:*looks at the nearest exit*

Sara:*raises an eyebrow*

RVR: Why you gotta look at me?*drinks more eggnog*

CtR: You know, christmas is very special to me, just like how babes are to Soku.

Soku: Don't use me as an example, and that isn't true......wait.

!: Dude, didn't know you were like that.

Spike: I'm done sharing eggnog with you.

Deathspank: Stop it with the god dang eggnog!

Tallian: Don't use those kinds of words on christmas! Now give me my presents or i'll ***** ****** you friggin ****

Deathspank:*sniffs* That hurts.

CtR: So what happened?

Soku: Well what had happened was-

Shadowjak: Oh freak it, i dropped the presents on a highway.

Soku: I tried to go get them back, but a car ran over it.......it was Deathspank.

CtR:-_-

Deathspank: Hey, I didn't feel like riding in a private jet.

Sara: A what?!

Xaldin: Yeah, I took them in the private jet we had from last christmas.

Sara: Oh my go- the frickin store is right down the street!

Soku: Yeeaahh......we flew to Antartica.

Trigger: Antartica FTW!!!

Rosey:WTF?!

Soku: I know, it's just that Kitty wanted to surf with some penguins like in the movies.

Kitty: Wha- that's not true! I wanted to surf with some sea lions too.

Rosey: But I don't understand....*vein pops*

Soku: I know, we're sorreh!D:

Rosey: You better be, how could you guys go without me.?!

VGN: what the? There's a period next to the question mark.

Rosey:............You know, I think I might add you onto my list.

VGN: Is it a sexy list?

Soku: Probably isn't, I didn't see my name.

Deathspank: Strangely mine was on there.

Sara: Oh god, please help us.

HigherBeing: Yeah, they are beyond his help.

Santa: HO HO HO!!!

!: Oooh, where are the hoes?

Santa:*sleigh lands on !*

Ghetto: Great, another fake Santa.

Santa: And the elfs back home wonder why you have been on my naughty list.

CtR: Oh gosh, it's Santa!

Soku: Wait, aren't you alittle old to believe in him?

CtR: But he's standing right here.

Darkwatch: Probably another hobo, if you were really Santa, you could........kill Cin.

Santa: Okay then.

Cin: That's it, you're all getting a lump of shmol.*dies of a heart attack*

Darkwatch: Wait, anybody could do that. If you were really Santa, you could actually get a date with an old member named Alice.

Santa: But we're going out tonight.

Roxas: Hey wait, anybody could do that.....wait.

Darkwatch: Alright, this is the ultimate challenge, if you were Santa, you could take over KHV.

Santa: It shall be done.

Soku: Y'know, I try to think of the reason I ever came back.

*15 minutes later, KHV has been Santafied, and all the members are elves.*

Darkwatch: Okay, I think this dude is Santa now, who believes so too?...........mama no!!!!!

*The rest of the story is too graphic, so I can't tell you how Darkwatch gets beat up......let's just say the color red will probably be his most hated color now, assuming that he will see it for a very long time...Merry Christmas!*




And you all are still getting a lump of shmol!!!