KHV, can I have your permission to kill somebody?

My former "friend"* and I were talking about some of the greatesr games of all time, when I bring up KH.

Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Hey, how 'bout Kingdom Hearts?

Friend: Dude, that's such a gay game.

Me: *stares*

Friend: What?

Me: *punches friend in the face and walks away*


So KHV, do I have your permission to kill somebody?







* I put "friend" in quotes because no friend would talk **** about KH.

 

"Kill" is too weak for him. Torture him brutally... I suggest waterboarding or flame punishment.
Then toss his body into a ditch and run over it with a bulldozer. Then steal all his possessions.

 

Funny, I was thinking of cremating him alive.

 

Yes, as long as you kill someone for me.

 

I will kill him for all the members of this site.


FOR NARNIA KHV!!!!

 

That would make an amusing headline.

 

"16 YEAR OLD BOY KILLS FRIEND BECAUSE HE SAID Kingdom Hearts™ WAS GAY"

 

Make him eat his own arm! >:3

I am not an evil person.

 

Arms taste like crap. They're disgusting.

 

Precise-

Wait! How would you know?

 

oh trust me, I could get into very precise detail about how to kill him for saying that Kingdom hearts is gay. But I say you kill him, cook him up, give him to some people and turn them into canibals, consume his soul, and then hang whatever is left on your wall. And do it to 12 other people just to be sure

 

*Twilight Zone tune plays*

I'm getting my life-sized keyblade ready to beat the crap out of him...

Wish me luck.

 

Nonononononono, that's not nearly good enough. You must put a miniscule blade on it so that it chops him up and he won't know why.

 

:3

Did you know that when you get hungry, everything looks like steak?

 

Did you know that this thread reveals us all for the blood thristy murderers we are?

 

how many Red 40 have you guys been drinking?

 

Not. A bad. Idea.

*goes on a srarch for a miniscule blade*

Edit: I have him on his knees. Give me something epic to say.

Edit: I have him on his knees. Give me something epic to say.

I have him on his knees. Give me something epic to say.

 

Asta La Vista Baby

Kingdom Hearts says goodbye

Would like a key to your freedom?

....eh, that last one isn't so good

 

As Te Deum cornered his friend, he listened to the voices in his head.

Thinking of a wiity remark to end the life of the Kingdom Hearts hater, he heard the voice of a lost soul (that's you, Aqua!) say, "Would you like a key to your freedom?"

Te Deum decided to give his friend one last chance to see the light of day, so he held out his keyblade and said, "Would you like a key to your freedom?"

His friend, scared out of his mind and not sure of what to say, stood still.

"I'll take that as a 'no', then."

Te Deum lifted the mighty keyblade and brought it down.


CUT.

 

cut his testicles off and and shove them down his throat, the take a 44magnom pistol and shoot him point blank in the forehead, but don't stop there next take a machete and chop his head off and through his remains in a bat of acid to destroy the evidence.