Hey there all you Kingdom Hearts kids! We're finally wrapping up the results (get it, WRAPPING, like CHRISTMAS BECAUSE CHRISTMAS IS IN 5 DAYS YOU GUYS?!?!!), I'm here to give you the complete, fully official 100% results now, so let's see who our lucky members of the Kingdom Hearts Videos User Awards of 2016 are! Favorite Banned Member Last Year's Winner: Makaze Last Year's Runner-up: The Muffin Man, Loriah Not here? Not a problem (since they're all back!)! These users have a special place in the hearts of the Kingdom Hearts kids! Tale proved to be the most popular, with Makaze and Cat following suit. Favorite Event Last Year's Winner: N/A Last Year's Runner-up: N/A We partied like it was the End Of The World (get it it's a KH joke you see) this year! The defeat of the false king (aka blaine) and Castle Oblivion were your favorite raves, with KHV User Awards and The Great Summer ‘16 Return (AND WE GON RIIIIDE) following close behind Manliest Man Last Year's Winner: Kitty Last Year's Runner-Up: Krowley Swift as a coursing river & with all the strength of a great typhoon, these users are mysterious as the dark side of the moon. In other words, pretty dang manly -- so manly, in fact, that if you ever come near their muscles, you'll melt in a puddle of admiration and incredibly high levels of embarrassing perspiration. Kitty reclaims the crown, and proves once again to the the source of all testosterone, but Krowley and Dr. Lux also man-aged pretty well. Master Debater Last Year's Winner: Makaze and Misty Last Year's Runner-Up: Sebax Proudly possessing polemical prowess, Makaze continues to presently proved a powerful point-presenter. Plus, Calxiyn practiced particularly profound proposition posting. Hammiest Member Last Year's Winner: Ars Nova Last Year's Runner-Up: Amaury and Cat Either these members are REALLY HOT BLOODED, or you'd be likely to see them on a plate for Thanksgiving dinner. Maybe even both. Maybe especially both. KHV thinks Marushi takes the crown, dashes to the top of a skyscraper and delivers a powerful speech to the country on the beauty of caps and how to be strong... IN THE REAL WAY! A little ways in the background, you could vaguely hear the words "later, buddy" as Ars Nova blasts off into the sunset. Cutest (Fake) Couple Last Year's Winners: Amaury X Llave and What X The Fuk Last Year's Runner-Ups: Cat X Lenzo and Calxiyn X Glen Here on KHV, we take our joke ships seriously. Very seriously. If your ships do not align with that of the Admins, you will be erased from this plane of existence and subjected to 1000 years in the deepest, most soul crushing Sora/Master Xehanort fic your little heart thinks it fears most. Boy Wonder X Captain Arch are sailing strong as ever, but the Ars Nova X DigitalAtlas ship is closing in. Snarkiest Member Last Year's Winner: Glen Last Year's Runner-Up: Fearless and Hayabus You give these people sass, and you can expect your great-great grandchildren to catch these hands from beyond time and space. Jiku Neon has the sharpest tongue round town! Don't expect 61, Makaze, Beucefilous and Jube to let you off easy, either. Nicest Member Last Year's Winner: Maka Last Year's Runner-Up: Sabby, Tale and Aelin FireHeart One of this year's friendliest members, Midnight proved herself quite outgoing as the community's nicest member this year, as well. KHV believes Marushi is incredibly kind too! Best Section Last Year's Winner: The Role-Playing Arena Last Year's Runner-Up: The SpamZone A section? What does it mean to be section? Oh god, don't tell me it involves a C section? Ha Ha Ha. Now that the unsuccessful joke has been made, KHV believes the Spamzone is where it's at! The The Role-Playing Arena is a pretty swell place, too. Biggest Flirt Last Year's Winner: Beucefilous Last Year's Runner-Up: Kitty and Calxiyn "Your eyes, are an ocean. Your breasts, are also an ocean." "Do you call that a pick up line? ...Huh? What do you mean I'm blushing and my clothes have hit the floor? L-listen here you hentai!!!" According to KHV, Ars Nova and Calxiyn have a way with words that's too hot to handle ;) . Cat~ also knows how to work their way around the room. Weirdest Thread Last Year's Winner: N/A Last Year's Runner-Up: N/A A Thread? What does it mean to be Thread, let alone the WEIRDEST Thread? KHV thinks that Color or Colour constitutes as the weirdest thread on the site, but *ÖNEMLİ MESAJ isn't cleared of 'weird' either. Worst Thread Last Year's Winner: N/A Last Year's Runner-Up: N/A A Thread? What does it mean to be Thread, let alone the WORST Thread? Well for the members of KHV it's clear as day: Regarding the recent drama is the WORST thread on the entire site, with Change In Ownership on it's tail Biggest Fan Last Year's Winner: Cat~ Last Year's Runner-Up: Misty I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW YOU U҉̦̩͍̻͈̩̲̳͞N̷̡̻͎̯̗̳̖̟̲͓̭̱̭̫̟̮͞ͅT̟̥̰̬̜̠͙͕̮͇͉͜͟͝ͅͅÍ̵͕͇̫̘͙̞͟͡͝ͅͅL̸̨̀҉̹̘̫̼̫̝͉ ̷̢̛̟̙̲̮̺͟͝Y̧̤͍̭̥͉̻̥̰̘͍̹̳͈̞̠͠͝O҉҉̷̹͇̖͍͎͓͙Ų̡̺̬͙̥̩̼̮̀ ̛͔̞̝͕͖̥̘̝͈̟̮͔̹͓̲͖̕͢͜ͅͅL̸̛͚͙̗̺͎̲̦͎̮̜͎͈̦̘͘͝O͠͏̨͈̺͚̗͍̱̜̦̮̱̭̫͈͜͜V͏̙͚͔̮͔͈̦̰͖̞͕́ͅE̛͚̲̙͙̬͍̫̪͔̩̱͡ ̶҉͕̫̘̫̤̘̻̰̻͓͈̟͔͍M̴̷̞̭͈̬̘̻͈͉͚͎̖͢͠ͅE̛̞͖̲͖̮̞̝͕͜͡. These members have shrines for their shrines of the shrine's shrine, and don't even get them started on their babies. KHV thinks Cat~ is quite supernatural amongst fans (she's won three years in a row now!), although Hero of Time is always down to clown with his JOJO. Best Forum Game Last Year's Winner: N/A Last Year's Runner-Up: N/A KHV isn't just a video game forum, we play other games too! KHV enjoyed playing Mafia this year, alongside Unchained X leaderboard Best Profile Last Year's Winner: Lenzo Last Year's Runner-Up: Calxiyn Don'tcha wish your profile was hot like Jayn's? Tribbles is also a favorite this year. Funniest Member Last Year's Winner: Skyheart Last Year's Runner-Up: Llave The ability to make people laugh is no joke! The KHV community gives props to DigitalAtlas for handling such a grave responsibility without any funny business. Ars Nova, Jube and Beucefilous also wasn't clowning around about turning frowns upside-down this year! Friendliest Member Last Year's Winner: Glen Last Year's Runner-Up: Hero of Time, Tale, and Maka This year, KHV concluded that you've definitely got a friend in Marushi! But as the years go by, a friendship with Kingdom Hearts530 will also never die. Best Username Last Year's Winner: What? Last Year's Runner-Up: Krowley and Glen After our Jesuses (Jesusi) were felled by the evils of old blue administrative name changes, we've been looking for usernames to lead the way back to The Promised Land. KHV has given out a prayer, and our savior DigitalAtlas has answered at long last! Accompanying him is his disciple Shuhbooty Whimsical Woman Last Year's Winner: Hyuge Last Year's Runner-Up: Calxiyn According to KHV, Ghost is winningly whimsical -- or should I say, win-sical? Stardust isn't without whims, either! Biggest Post Whore Last Year's Winner: Amaury Last Year's Runner-Up: libregkd Ain't no one gonna break Amaury's stride; Nobody's gonna slow Iskandar down, oh no, they've got to keep on postin' ♪ Member You’d Like to Know More Last Year's Winner: al215 Last Year's Runner-Up: Princess, lenzo, Tale When it comes to our regulars, KHV agrees that Judge Sunrose has remained mysterious far too long. Really now, what's behind that mask, Zero? Tale and Ghost are also quite enigmatic. Best Bromance Last Year's Winner: Cat & Ienzo (CatKat) Last Year's Runner-Up: DigitalAtlas & Ars Nova & Makaze Through thick and thin, these users stick together, kinda like peanut butter and jelly. Or soup and salad. Or life and limb. Or dreadlocks. Okay, maybe not dreadlocks (plagiarism penalty prevention: that was a monkey island reference whoops). Whatever the case, KHV thinks Ars Nova X Digital Atlas X Makaze are pretty bromantic or (Tribromantic), and Beucefilous X Skyheart, DigitalAtlas X Ars Nova, and Boy Wonder X Captain Arch seem to have quite a bond as well. Hottest Members Last Year's Winner: Hyuge Last Year's Runner-Up: Calxiyn These members certainly proved themselves attractive -- just be careful not to catch fire. The community believes that Magick has exceeded the boiling point. Be careful around Day~Dream and Tale too, lest she give you a sweet case of the vapors. Biggest Otaku Last Year's Winner: Janime6 Last Year's Runner-Up: 61 NYANI? Some people simply find anime a kawaii hobby or interest, but these users' dedication is truly sugoi. 61 and Hero of Time took the otaku cake this year, but Cat~ and Bushy is close behind with his -monogataris! おめでとう~ Cutest (Real) Couple Last Year's Winners: Llave & Cherry Berry Last Year's Runner-Ups: Calxiyn & al215 You spin my head right round, right round, with the doki, doki doki doki. KHV thinks Makaze and Saxima are too cute for this world. Llave and Cherry Berry are also lil cute precious dear sweet chicken nugnugs. Strangest Member Last Year's Winner: Beucefilous Last Year's Runner-Up: Jackdaniel0 Some members stand out from the crowd -- in a somewhat interesting way! Whatever the reason, the general consensus seems to be that yeah. okay. no. is pretty strange, Amaury and Jiku Neon has his fair memorable quirks too! Biggest Kingdom Hearts Fan Last Year's Winner: Krowley and Calxiyn Last Year's Runner-Up: Misty and Cat~ Kingdom Hearts certainly has its fair share of dedicated fans, but here at KHV we think Krowley deserves the crown. Tale is also quite captivated by the series, both in adoration, and puzzlement at how there can be so few girls in a multidimensional coming of age tale spanning classical Disney stories typically headed by women yet mysteriously void of any of their prominence in the greater narrative! Best Thread Last Year's Winner: N/A Last Year's Runner-Up: N/A A Thread? What does it mean to be Thread, let alone the BEST Thread? There are a lot of choices, but KHV pulled through: The Lounge: Official Spamzone Community Thread, The Gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates, and GATHER ‘ROUND, CHILDREN are the BEST threads on the entire site, with Recent Events & The Future on it's tail
I won funniest member? Really? Thank you fam. That actually... meant a lot more than it should've. Even if it was so close.