KH-Vids - Anonymous Guests - Part 1

Trend whore. =O

Well I had this idea for a little bit (few weeks) and with my boredom, I actually thought I will start it. Now don't worry if you aren't mentioned in this one. I will try and add as many people as possible as the story goes on. So enjoy.

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KH-Vids has seen it's weight in problems, troll war, the rise to power of the Sistah's, the CFF trilogy, Xaldin's experimentation and KairiNamine. But nothing will prepare them to what's to come.

Staff Meeting

Sara: So *points to blackboard* Their most likely target would be the side entrance to the spam zone, going through all the traffic of members to blend in, and that's when they will attack with the army ants, which would slowly cover up the sections one by one. The person I suspect is behind this is Roxas, it all makes sense, it was shaped like an R, and his activity is slowly on the rise. We all know how badly he wants to come back, also...

Sammy: (whispered) Err...what caused this theory.

Kitty: She saw some sticks on the floor shaped like an R with an ant on top on them in the General Gaming Area.

An airhorn blaired through the room.

Sara: Girls! Listen!....Ok I'm finished now. Any questions.

SJ: ....Are you serious?

Sara: Does anyone else feel this way?

Everyone puts there hands up

DA: It does seem rather farfetched.

Sara: Life is like a game of chess...

Everyone: You have to keep 2 steps ahead to be on top.

Sara: Fine whatever, you just wait, when it happens I will be ready for it.

RvR: Ok, as you know we are getting an increase in the number of troll attacks again, Kay, it seems you have some ideas to who is behind it.

CTR: Right, with some digging around we found that some people from 4chan are behind it. Hopefully if we just stay consistent with the bannings, so yes shotguns are allowed, they should eventually just stop.

Sara: Excellent, now DA you have something about your new project.

DA: Yes, Project E.

SJ: Gee, I wonder what that could be about.

Coco: I guess it can't be as bad as that monkey butler he trained to help with the RP area, and well..look at it now.

DA:....Anyway, it should be ready by the staff meeting tomorrow, so be perpared for something that can help us tackle the trolls.

Sara: Ok so that wraps up the meeting for today, oh if anyone finds Xaldin, give him the memo notes, which Misty should of done.

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Xaldin (stuck in a lift): Hmm...so the red button doesn't make it go faster.

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Misty: What?

The memo being full of stars and Rise Against Lyrics

Misty: I will give it to him.

Sara: Oh and SJ can you join Rosey and Fayth with the cleaning up of the Movies section, they need help, and also it adds some mixed gender.

Fayth: Hello? I'm there.

Sara:....So?

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Movies Section

Rosey: Last time I checked a thread about pie wasn't a film. SJ can you move it for me?

SJ: Sure.

SJ just starts to move the threads, when he bumped into Risk.

Risk: AH, this is just a methapor for my apathetic life *sigh* Where's a corner I can go to.

Forsaken: Currently being reserved for Rosey.

Risk: All of them?

Forsaken: Yes, she needs them free so if she needs them, they are there.

Risk: And you all had the raise the ceilings.

TCO: Well after the incident in the Music area, they raised the ceilings.

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Shadow lays lying on the ceiling

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Spam Zone

Vivi: I can't stand it anymore.

Darky: Now now calm down, he is only sitting down.

Xemnas_14 is sitting down

Vivi: But just look, he has noob slapped on his forehead.

Sora 13: Well you have twat on yours.

Vivi turns his head slowly, holding an axe

Sora 13: Oh shi....

A door slams open, Mish comes out, waving her hair around

Leadcat: Epic entrance.

Trigger: When did you get here......Oh he's disappeared again.

Mish: Hi Gu....

The door opens again, but Random Angel comes in, and most of the guys rush past Mish to Random Angel

Mish: WTF. How did this happen?

Darky: Most of the population of KHV are noobs.

Mish: That *****. I will gain my status again, even if it means doing DogboyX later.

Dogboy: Score.

Mish: Hey you.

Xaale: Yes?

Mish: In the other room now!

Xaale: But i'm a Girl.

Mish: Do I care.

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Next day - Staff Meeting

All the staff walk in, except for spdude. They all notice something covered over with a sheet, it was about 6ft tall.

CTR: What the hell is that.

DA: Yes welcome everyone, sorry about the second staff meeting in a row, but this is important. Project E is finished. BEHOLD.

DA takes off the cover, showing a white penguin thing with an orange peck and feet.

DA: The troll stomper, Elizabeth.

Sara: That's it!? You used 20% of the sites revenue on this?

Rosey: It looks like it's made of cotton.

Some of the staff take a closer look

DA: Well it's has a ca.....

Sammy (lifting the bottom of Elizabeth): It has male legs?

She lifts up the white part

RvR: It's Vivi in a white penguin suit.

Vivi stands there in shorts

Vivi: DA..I hate you right now.

Sara: Serious, what the hell? You thought I was mad after yesterday, but how is dressing people in white penquin suits going to help.

DA: Look at it, it's freaky, it would scare the trolls, and then you attack.

The door opens

Evilman: Sorry, but you have a video tape.

RvR: Play it.

Evilman plays the tape. A picture of the clouds appears

Voice on TV: Hello, KH-Vids. We are Anonymous.

Over the years, we have been watching you. Your acts as a Kingdom Hearts fansite is unjust. You have stepped out of your main aim and has diggen yourself into something you can't get out of. Anonymous has therefore decided that your site should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle KH-Vids in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever, your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your site have sounded its death knell.

You cannot hide; we are everywhere.

We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

WE DO NOT FORGET.

Expect us.

Video Ends

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Sorry, if it seems short, but other chapters will be longer. =D

 

lmfao DA I so knew that fcking duck was going to be there.

Also LMFAO that was scarily accurate for our staff meetings 0_0


nuuu not anonymous
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DUDE I KNOW xDDDDDD

IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE US XDDD

Except there is more of me talking inbetween everything. xD

 

Great story. I'll laugh if this provoke's them into attacking us for real xD

 

xP

Win.

And geez, I don't draw stars. TEARDROPS.

*tear/slit tear/slit*

 

Oh god this was hilarious. Especially the Anon part.

I found the lack of proper punctuation distracting though o.o




(I'd like to make it clear that I do not have anything against Anon.)

 

I was being lazy and rushed it. I will make sure to fix that issue for the next part. =D

 

Sweet. =D

When is it coming?

 

Whenever I get round to doing it I guess. XD

 

that was great... i can't wiat to see the rest :)

 

OMG NICE XD

I loved the Sara part it was just an entrance of lulz. How she suspects everything is Roxas's plan. And Sam whispers. Lul. xD

I liked the spamzone thing too.

And since when did everyone realize I don't like Vivi?... I don't want to be with him in everything that I deal with. 3:

What was the 'music incident' by the way?

 

Shadow hanging himself.

 

Not forreal though, right? o_o

 

In real life? Highly doubt it.

 

Lmao awesome
music incedent what am i talking about =O

 

ROFL XD

This was funny, I loved how I had like two lines but it was these odd small comments I usally say x3

And at the Vivi in a penguin suit part, I swear I fell out of my chair XDDD.

And perfect discription of our staff meetings,

LOL, awesome DA <3

 

Staff meetings for the lawl! XD I just... don't know where to start. The image of Vivi in the penguin/duck suit is stuck in my brain now. I'll try to give a better comment in the next part.

 

I have a plan takes out *large box full of wepons* lets go kill this legion

 

lmao DA xD I'm the corner reserver 8D

THE DUCK THING WAS BASED OFF MY IDEA. It's like in every story now D:
Ah well.


Good job xD

 

The duck is based off my obsession with Elizabeth from Gintama..well it is Elizabeth from Gintama. =P I can't not add it.