KH-V in Final Fantasy: A Short-ish Story by Shadow (Part II)

PART ONE LINK

OOPS:
I kept saying "Garland" in the last part. I mean "Rat"

Characters:

Warrior: Roxasvsriku
Thief: Shadowjak
Monk: Rosey
White Mage: Catch the Rain
Black Mage: Vivi's Dark Side
Red Mage: Darkandroid
King of Cornelia: no-reality_allowed
Princess Sara: Mish
Garland: Rat (Noobish boss that thinks hes amazing but he sucks)
Matoya: Misty (Blind witch that need her crystal eye)
Nerrick: kitty_mckechnie (Dwarf that needs TNT)
Bahamut: Sara (Upgrades the party to their pwnage forms)
Lich: ! (TCO) (Boss)
Marilith: K a i r i (Boss)
Kraken: Split (Now Pepto Bismol) (Boss)
Tiamat: Laurence_Fox (Boss)
Chaos: Deathspank (Tribute) (FINAL Boss)


When I refer to THE PARTY that means RVR, SJ, ROSEY, CTR, VIVI, and DA
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We resume the story where we left off. During a fight with Rat. Where, we have our three mages standing behind our fighters, RvR and Rosey are flanking Rat from both sides, and SJ is on his way around back to stab Rat with his specialty attack.

The following is a battle, reader discretion is advised

Rosey: Okay Roxasvsriku, attack now!
RvR: No you first.
Rosey: No you, I dont have weapons I'm a monk you idiot!
RvR: So, fists are your specialty.
Mish: SHUT UP AND SAVE THE BRITISH GIRL OVER HERE!
RvR: Just wait, we need to figure out how to do this logically.
SJ: Screw logics, just attack the *******.
Vivi: Dammit guys. Thunderbolt.

Vivi waves his hand towards Rat. A bolt of lightning strikes him and stuns him briefly.

Rat: iz that all u got?!

Rat strikes RvR in the chest with a sword slash.

RvR: YOU *******! I'LL KILL YOU!
CtR: No you wont, we all will. Cure.

CtR waves her hands towards RvR. A white light beams onto him and he feels better.

RvR: Thanks.

SJ: YOU IDIOTS, ATTACK THIS *******!
Rosey: Oh yeah.

Rosey kicks Rat in the shins and punches him twice in the face, breaking the mask he was wearing.

Rosey: That'll teach you..
RvR: Time to use my admin powers!

RvR waves his hands towards Rat, but nothing happens.

RvR: WTF? Why you alive.
Rat: i r invinciblez
RvR: Oh poo.
DA: I think its about time I did something now. Poison.

DA waves his hands at Rat but to no avail.

DA: SHUT UP. ALL OF YOU. I just, had a little much to drink yesterday, I'm not in the right zone for casting...just...just shut up!

Vivi and CtR snicker silently.

SJ: Man, enough dialogue, just attack him. Oh, now I sound like a hippocrit. Ugh.

SJ tackles Rat and stabs him in the chest with his dagger.

Rat: oh noez i r hurt

Rat slams SJ onto the ground and stomps on him with his overly large feet. (KH Reference)

SJ: Wow, was that supposed to hurt?

SJ is actually really hurting right now.

RvR: HUZZAH! I DONT NEED ADMIN POWAS!

RvR strikes Rat with his Rapier right in the left arm, and Rat drops his sword, just missing SJ's head.

Vivi: Blizzard.

Vivi waves his hands at Rat. Ice falls from the ceiling and covers him for a second, until he shakes it off.

Vivi: Thats how you battle, ******s.

Rosey: Fists, Eff Tee Double-You.

Rosey punches Rat in the face. Rat falls onto his back.

DA: Time to prove myself.

DA jumps onto Rat, and slashes his face with a sword, Rat stops breathing.

End Battle.

DA: HAHAHA TAKE THAT!
Mish: WELL????
RvR: Stop yelling.
Mish: Sorry didnt realize I left my yell lock on.
CtR: Its okay, dont beat yourself up, it happens to all of us.
Mish: Thanks, I'll give you rep now.
Rosey: Just dont go leaving your yell lock on again.
Mish: I wont.

SJ licks Mish out of nowhere.

SJ: You like that? Do I taste good?
Mish: Get away from me anushole.
SJ: Fine, but you know you want me....sexy.
Mish: Did you just call me sexy?
SJ: What if I did?
Mish: Well. You might find out.
Vivi: Okay you two, lets go bring Princess Mish back to the castle.

The party and Princess Mish walk back to the castle.

nRa: omg you got my daughter. i do anything for you now
RvR: Uh, what do we need to do to stop all this land and stuff from going crazy.
nRa: you need to kill these 4 dudes or something
Rosey: What four dudes?
nRa: they are like incredible omg dudes
Vivi: We gotta fight more? I say lets go.
CtR: Well, I dont know, I dont want anyone to get hurt.
nRa: i give you monayz
SJ: For money? Yes.
RvR: Lets vote on it. Okay, who WANTS to go and save the world.

RvR, SJ, and Vivi raise their hands.

RvR: Who doesn't want to go?

CtR and Rosey raise their hands.

RvR: Okay, we are going.
DA: Wait, I dont want to go.
Vivi: Shut up, you dont count.
DA: But I killed Rat.
Vivi: We did all the work.
DA: But..
RvR: Then its decided. We shall go save the world.

The party leaves the castle. 5 minutes later, SJ Appears.

The following content is rated 14A

SJ: Princess Mish?
Mish: Uh, yeah?
SJ: Wanna go...do it?
Mish: With you? Hell no.
SJ: Oh, come on, you know you want to.
Mish: Ugh. No.
SJ: Are you sure?
Mish: No.
SJ: Your not sure?
Mish: No, I'm not.
SJ: So..what will make you change your mind?
Mish: Money.
SJ: Uhh, all I have is this.

SJ holds out 1000 gil.

Mish: That'll do.
SJ: Heh Heh Heh.
Mish: Okay, come on, lets go in here, I have a double king size bed.
SJ: Whatever you want baby.
Mish: Call me Mishy.
SJ: Okay...Mishy.

They go in a room, the door closes, loud noises ensue.

20 minutes later, the door opens, SJ emerges, sweating, hair a mess.

SJ: Wow, you were great, Mishy.
SJ: I need a cigarette.
SJ: Oh, heres your money.

Mish comes out, wearing lingerie only.

Mish: You dont need to pay me, it was my pleasure.

End of 14A segment.

Meanwhile...

nRa: hey guys go fix da brige.
Workers: No problem King no-reality.
nRa: kthx.
RvR: So your getting these guys to fix the bridge for us.
nRa: yeh
RvR: Where do we go from here
nRa: there be another town called pravoka
Rosey: So we should go there?
nRa: yeh
Vivi: Will there be fights along the way?
nRa: probableh
Vivi: Sweet
CtR: Anybody seen Shadowjak?

To be continued...

 

...Um, okay...

...What the hell just happened?

o.O

 

I like how Vivi couldn't care less during battle.

 

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what the **** 0_0;

Well that was unusual x_x

Mish and SJ hmmm

lol for some reason I picture us all like little children in this, or like Coco said, chibified

The weird thing is you have people's personalities quite well xD
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That's the point.

 

LOL 8D;; caps

 

Aww, man!I wanted to be a character!Oh, well... maybe next time.

 

I love how im an arrogant fight seeking *******, just like the nuklear power mage.

 

<3 it


5 Stars *_*