KH-V, I need something immensely humorous to lift my spirits.

Go go go. .

 

Bad photoshop attempt is bad btw.

 

So you want a top pub comedian to help you put vodka on the shelf behind the bar?

 

I am doing this right?

 

How about some random quotes my dad brings up out of no where some times?

it's a yes.. or a no..

 

Go for it. :v

 

http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=90346

 

Skip to 2 minutes in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzlOBn029b8

 

pempersnickle

 

okay.. mind you I'm doing this the insert name here: insert text here way...

*clears throat*

Dad: So kids.. Have you ever thought about taking up cannibalism?
Bro #1: no
Bro #2: it depends.. what does human taste like.
Dad: chicken.
Me: I OBJECT! It tastes like pork.
Dad: How about the blood?
Me: It varies from person to person.
Bro #2: If Colleen is a cannibal as well.. no...
Bro #1: I'll think on it.. is it considered a religion.
Dad: It is.. but we every member we gain we loose another...
Bro #1: as in..
Dad: we eat them..
Mom: *stands up* I can't eat anymore..

 

Oh dear Christ, that was the most amazing thing I've seen in quite some time.

 

A friend of mine told me yesterday that human skin taste better then any other animal skin.

 

do you want me to bring in that Spy Kids video again? >Bl

 

... Actually, could you unearth that? That would be amazing. :v

 

I even have a link to an Eccleston parody sketch as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0w6-eBKldE

 

part 1:

part 2: which is the one you saw