Keep this thread warm for me.

I've got a little surprise coming on the way... could take me a day or two so get prepared xD​

 

*gives thread hot-chocolate* That always keeps me warm!

 

-tosses thread into the sun-

8D

 

*hugs thread*

.....My girlfriend says im warm! D:

 

-Burns thread-


Oh Wait...​

 

*puts the thread is the summer*

 

*spots a flame-war in the distance*
....
*picks up thread and moves it closer to the flames*
<3

 

Hot ;D

 

@_@

Come all weak minded, and with the use of my vampiric hypnotic powers, I shall control all to sit on this threads, so they may warm this thread with their asses as if they were all chickens in a hypnotizing chicken coup, making hypnotizing eggs which shall hypnotize those who warm them

@_@

obey

 

*puts thread on the stove* Yeah! :D

 

back off my girlfriend xD jk anyways ok hunz ill keep it warm

 

I'm your bitch. ​

 

lets keep this thread warm for my hunz plz

 

Ya, of course. I wanna see what surprise she gots!


(brings rum). If you stay here, then you get free endless supplies of rum ^_^

Dammit. This thread isn't warm enough!!!!!!!