Kairi Say WHAT!?:Chapters 1-2 Chapter 1: " Kairi , uh- do you like smoothies?Oh,no that sounds stupid-Kairi want to uh..." Sora looked in the mirror of his bathroom and practiced his facial expressions. Riku sat on the balcony looking through Sora's window. " Uh- Hey,Kairi...I was wondering if you want to get some sea salt ice cream with? No,no,no..sounds to rehearsed...!!" Riku was getting a feeling Sora was practicing his speaking for Kairi.He couldn't let Sora steal HIS girl,well almost HIS girl... He jumped down and ran to knock on Sora's door. Sora's mom answered." Sora's still aslepp,come back later.." " Okay Mrs-" She slammed the door shut. Riku looked up and shouted. " COCK, A- Doodle-doo!" " Wha'd you just call meh?" Sora opened the window and peered down at Riku. " I am heading over to Kairi's, wanna come?" " I want to but I can't get it right-"He shut his mouth. " Huh?" " OH,Uh- Nothing.." " Because after,I think we should get ice cream.." Sora turned red. " Did you hear me?" " Maybe.." " Fine I'll get dressed..But if you spy on me..I'll-" " Whatever,Homo.." Riku smiled, but deep down he really wished Sora WAS a homo. Chapter 2: " Hey Kairi.."Sora smiled. " I was thinking do you want to do anything on Friday?" " No thanks.." " Wait-What?Why?" " I don't cheat..Hehe.." " Who are you dating?" By then his face was pink. " God." " Say what?" " Yeah, today I am becoming a ' Nun'." " Is it a Lutherine Nun?" " Nah,because if I was I would be able to date boys and girls." " GIRLS!?" " Yeah..I'm Bi.." Sora woke up out of his dream and ran outside to see if Riku was waiting for him. He wasn't. " It was all just a dream thank GOD.." His sister entered the room. " Sora your sweating!Are you okay?" " You are being nice what did you do?" " nothingjustbrokeyourPS2.." She mumbled. " YOU WHAT!!!???" " AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She ran out of the room. " Great !Now I can't play Final Fantasy.." His younger brother came in the room. " She broke your -" " I KNOW!" ' Please!!!!! Will the bad things never stop??' He fell on his face getting out of bed. " Iguessnot." His flatened face spoke as it was attached to the floor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just to say I am not making fun of GOD or NUNs or HOMOs...it's all out of fun. Hope you enjoyed! If you liked it please tell me and I'll write more.So...COMMENT! -~~Namine~~ xoxoxo
"IbrokeyourPS2" LOL! "She broke your..." "I KNOW" Lololololololol! XDDDDDDDD Poor Sora... Funny though... Keep going!
Thanks...!!Chapters 3-4 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 3 " I can't believe it, that PS2 cost me a lot of munny.." " GET OVER IT!!" His older sister said as Riku entered the room. " How many siblings do you have??" Sora turned to him. " Way to many.." " Meme broke my PS2..." " That sucks major-" " I know stop rubbing it in I am sort a a sensitive guy..I do a real good job keeping it a secret.." " Nah,notreally.." " What'd you say?" " Nothing!!" " Sure.." He ran upstairs to get his iPod. " What'd you listening to?" Riku usually didn't care but if it was good music he'd just have to steal the iPod..Hehe " Mychemicalromance.." " Huh??My Comic all..Room ants?" " No ... My Chemical Romance!!" " Oh..FRANK IERO IS SO HOT!" " Did you just say that Riku??" " NO!!" He couldn't believe he just said that. " Gerard is hotter!!" Sora's sister called down. ' I am in big trouble..' Riku thought. " Are you comin'?" Sora's blue eye's sparkled. " Haaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvveeeeeeee you heard the new that you're dddddddddeeeeeeaaaaaaaad!!!!!?????"Sora sang off tune. " I'm dead??" Sora hit his forehead. Kairi greeted them." Heyyyyyyyy!!" Kairi's little brother ran out to the front yard and panted. " I DIDN'T DO IT!" He screamed. " Do what!?" " staingrapejuicealloveryourfavoriteshirtfromabercrombietheexpensive...shedidit!!" " Eh..You're kidding.." " NO!!" He shouted. Hair red hair was flowing up like a fire. " You little **** ing idiot!!Get back here you peice of ****!!" " Whoa.." Both boys stared..That's the worst they've ever saw Kairi. " All the water evaporated in her eyes." Sora said shocked. " Only you would notice that.." Riku shook his head. "At least I didn't say ' Frank Iero is hawt '!!" " But..Uh!!,You just did!" ... Akward Silence... Chapter 4 The boys went home in silence..Sora didn't share his iPod with Riku. The next day Sora looked at Riku in his Bedroom. He was dancing.To a song. " My milkshakes bring all the BI's to the yard..Dam* right iz better than yours,I could teach you but I have to charge." Sora stared ' BI's'???? " Whoa..Where do I live?" " 18 Nutwood Ave, North of the Destiny Islands, South of Twilight Town."His sister bellowed. " Thanks.." Sora got on his pants and rowed to the island, there he saw Kairi. He sat next to her in the sand.Slowly he put his arm around her. She looked up. She kissed him...Put her tounge in his mouth. " I have to tell you something."Sora said."I love you." " I love you to!" Kairi was happy that she didn't have to secretly crush on his anymore. " and..Riku is BIO..He said Frank Iero is hot..and he sang ' MILKSHAKE'" "Frank and Gerard are hawt!!" " I've been told..." " Hehe ..." " I am hungry for oranges.." " Hahahahahahahahahahah!!"Kairi laughed her head off ( not literally that would be like ewwwwwww) " What??" " Random,as pumpkins.." " Hahahahahahahahahahheehehehehehehhohohhohoho!!!!!"They laughed together. " Dude no seriously that really wasn't funny.." " Awwww.." ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Enjoy!!!
