Just A Warning

When walking through a mall full of vendors.Do NOT make eye contact. They will get you and you will end up going home with styling products you don't need. If you make eye contact they will get you.

You've been warned

 

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1. make eye contact
2. blatantly ignore question while maintaining eye contact
3. continue on with day

 

Yeah, but it's unfortunate how many of them lose their jobs if you don't stop. Trust me on that.

 

You forgot some steps, lead them on like you're going to buy, then hastily make your escape.

 

i enjoy talking to them, having them demo their products, and then, after 10 minutes, they think they have me hooked, i say i'm not interested or broke or w/e and leave.

 

All part of my ploy.

 

Just ignore them, they'll leave eventually, or say no.

 

Just do this and they'll get so creeped out they'll stop talking to you

 

I just punch them in 'da face.

 

Um.... Isn't that illegal?

 

Nope, it's called tough love for a reason. Punching you in the face means I love you.

 

I hated that episode. Don't know why, I liked the part with the shuriken, I thought that was funny. Just hated the rest.

 

Man, I would hate to be your girlfriend

 

. . . What if it's her that's doing the tough love?

 

Everything is legal in America. Or at least soon will be with the legalizing of most recreational drugs, soon it will get worse and worse till we have nothing but crack heads here. 'Murica

 

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