Alright you jokers!!! Who ever can come up with the funniest joke wins! I'll start. MORNING COFFEE IN ROME Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well .........?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."
a blond walks in to a store and asks ´´how much for that tv´´ the man reply s ´´we dont sell tvs to blonds!!`` the blond leaves and the next day she comes back with a wig and different clothes and asks ´´how much for that tv?´´ the man agin replys´´we dont sell tvs to blonds!!!`` ``how do you know im a blond??`` ``cause thats a microwave!!´´
