I've decided to take complete control of the Eurcasian continents

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  1. Sumi suicidé

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    I shall now assemble an army and conquer East Europe. From there, we shall move towards West Europe and into Asia.
    My points of issue:
    *My army currently consists of mostly 14 year old girls with no skill whatsoever
    *I have no funds
    *There is no support from large companies, governments, etc. who may be of aid
    *My Mum and Pop'll kill me if they find out >>
    *People refuse to believe me
    *People won't take me seriously
    *My grades are slipping and they're my top priority as of the moment
    *I mispelled 'Eurasian' in the title​
     
  2. r3troRoxel Merlin's Housekeeper

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    We start with the region formerly known as Preußen...

    May I become your chief military leader for conquering Preußen?
     
  3. Sumi suicidé

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    Yes, you may dear miss.​
     
  4. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'm male, so you know I'm good already...
     
  5. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Why split these states when there can be only one?
     
  6. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    ... That seems awfully illogical.
     
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    thats the beauty of it.....
     
  8. Sumi suicidé

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    The plan is to plant seeds in the middle and spread out from there.​
     
  9. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I could have come up with a better plan to take over Eurasia...
     
  10. Sumi suicidé

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    Wonderful. Care to share? Also, I like my plan and believe that I can accomplish my dreams.
     
  11. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Kill. Everyone. Then. Party. Genius isn't it?

    edit: also, I will spell Eurasian right...
     
  12. Sumi suicidé

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    that is an epic plan.
    Also, I meant for it to be spelled correctly and mentioned it in the topic post. I was checking to see if I spelled it right and accidentally clicked 'c' then 'enter'.