ITT: Otto von Bismarck.

With a name like "The Iron Chancellor", you know he's the definition of badass.

 

Why should we?

 

Hell yeah. And I have no clue who the heck he is.

 

His name sounds like a german/russian pastry.
'Course we know he's gonna be badass.
He might even be a bamf.

(for the n00bs.)
Bad
Ass
Mother
F***er

 

Because he's German.

And he'll murder you in your sleep.

Indeed .

Crack open a German history book and you'll see.

 

I wonder if this "Otto" ate babies like all germans do?

 

inb4Jewishjoke

 

*looks in book* Oh...

 

This was back when Prussia was still a nation. What do you consider, Harriet?

 

Who gives a fuck about his name?

Look at that goddamn mustache the dude must've been just covered in ladies.

 

Oh yes. You definitely cannot forget about his mustache.

 

Erotic hats make him even better.

 

The trademark Prussian spike on the top should help a lot in getting his "point" across. No pun intended.

Among other things.