Slade Wilson is the single coolest person to have ever existed. That's just how it is. No matter how cool or badass you think you are, you are comparatively worthless and your entire existence is eclipsed by his very presence. There is nothing you or I could ever do to challenge this. If, by any amount of misplaced presumptuousness, you mistakenly begin to think highly of yourself, stop, and remember that Spoiler: this is not you, but it is Slade Wilson. Slade Wilson, ladies and gentlemen. Game over.
Stop. Your attempts to bring down Slade Wilson are wasted. Even with his flaws he is still better than anything any of us could ever dream of being. Why? BECAUSE HE'S SLADE-****ING-WILSON
