It's 3 days til Christmas

I spent all day writing cards.
I started writing letters now I just say "best regards".
I shove 'em in a mailbox, and to the mall I go.
To get gifts for Jim and Jane and Tim and Uncle Joe (and Aunt Mavis and Aunt Beatrice and Grandpa and Grannie....)
Christmas is almost here!
Christmas is almost here!
Christmas is almost here!
Aaahhhggggrrr! D<

 

Correction it might be 3 days till Christmas, consider others.

 

You English son of a silly person. ;D

 

In Soviet Russia, it's only two days.

 

So, wait, the farther East you go, the farther ahead tome is?

So... were I to continually travel west... I COULD LIVE FOREVER. 8D

 

*facepalm* .

 

i am a ****** and therefore i celebrate kwanzaa and i am deeply offended by this thread

 

D8 How? I never said anything against you.

 

And also in Southeast Asia, but what does it really matter?

 

my attorney will be contacting you soon

 

D=













*gives muffin*

 

You think YOU'RE busy.

 

black people can't eat muffins they're like poison to us GOD YOU DUMB HOMOSEXUAL don't you know anything?????

my attorney is beginning to use terms like "attempted murder"

dongs
dong
don
do
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do
don
dong
dongs

 

Let's see.......
*gives.... cinnamon bun?* xD