Intelligent Jokes

Since this is intelligent discussion, I thought I'd post some intelligent jokes in here for you guys to read! ^_^

*highlight for the answer*

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Why did the girl fall off the bike?

Because she didn't have any legs.

Why did the plane fall out of the sky?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man die in a car crash?

Because the steering wheel was made of butter.

Why did the man choke on spaghetti?

It was made of sand.

Why did the chair break?

The legs were banana peels.

Why did the janitor fall off the roof?

He was bulemic.

Why did the baby get stolen by thieves?

Her blood was really mustard.

Why did George Bush die?

He ate a barrel.

Why did the boat crash into the rocks?

The crewmen were kittens.

Why did the movie get an R rating?

It was filmed by watermelons.

 

This isn't intel. This is just random answer's for the jokes. PM me with a reason to open it because this isn't intel at all.


-REOPENED-

 

ummm.....i guess we should start spamming this now......those answers rocked but as cheal knows, i have the best riddles around. (seriously, ask him about the dead baby one).

 

tell me the dead baby one:)

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
You were on his side.

 

to get to yo mamma...lol jk

 

I don't get??

 

dead baby: how did the chicken cross the road? becuase it was stapled to a dead baby ^_^

 

hey, are we allowed to make racial jokes? i have a good one!

 

No sadly.

>_>

 

ok, well.....pm me if u wna hear it! it's good!

 

he i made that one up months ago

it seems we think alike >.>

 

i got a good 1 :D it seems like it duzn't have a point, but 1nce U think about it U get it
how many surrealicists (srry if i spelld it wrong ;) )duz it take 2 screw in a lightbulb?
THE FISH

 

... I don't get it.:(