I'm working on my fake ID

Any tips, pointers, suggestions?
Name: Susan James [ i love the name susan]
Age: 22 [haha, i'm 9 years younger]
Weight: 134 [i weigh less]
Height: 5 4 [my height]
Sex: F [of course]
Addres: 579 Emmet St. Petoskey, MI.​

 

*calls police about it*

 

Why would you need a fake ID at 13?

 

exactly what I was thinking.

you're not going to look that age anyway.

 

It's for this thing, you see...
EDIT: make-up ;D​

 

Bad girl.

Go stand in the corner. B|​

 

lawl.
i doubt at 13 you know how to use makeup to make you look older, even 22.

 

I live in the corner.​

I'm not the one doing the make-up. My friend is dragging us somewhere and she said to bring fake IDs. Also, wearing glasses increases my age by +6, I've found.​

 

Is this like a concert or something?

 

I have no idea. I'm halfway worried D;
She's a good friend though, and I trust her. ​

 

Perhaps if I wear these magical age-changing glasses people will take me seriously.

 

What?, people do take you seriously.