I'm the Man of the House

Mom with her broken left toe and our dog with either a pulled or torn out nail on her left front paw.

 

You know, if it's only you and your mum, you're automatically the man of the house.

 

You mean no one else in your house is named Man?

and I find it hilarious that your competition for man of the house is a dog. I probably read that wrong but whatever

 

A torn nail usually isn't too bad for a dog, y'know. Mine can have hers come off and she'll just walk away like absolutely nothing happened.

 

Bear in mind he also listed a female as competition, as well.

 

Not ours. She's still not fully walking on it and whines or cries -- sometimes loudly -- when we try to look at it.

 

Well, you're certainly the ______ of the house.

 

I am glad to see Amaury is being so progressive with gender, hmm!

 

And his mother too. To my understanding, the hierarchy goes:

1. Amaury's dog
2. Amaury's mother
3. The couch
4. Me
5. Amaury

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And his dog is a female as well.