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  1. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    I have to finish writing a 2-3 page personal essay about an experience where I learned some sort of truth or something. I don't want to.
     
  2. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Write it about how you slowly realized the truth that your teacher is full of shit?
     
  3. jafar custom title

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    here,i'll give you a truth:

    There is no god.


    Now write that essay!!¡!
     
  4. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    I'm pretty sure that would get me kicked out, since it's for an online class with BYU (aka Mormon Hogwarts). XD also it's not truth to me
     
  5. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Only 2-3 pages? Luckyyy~!

    Anyways, about truth. Hmmmm. You could write about the irrefutable truth that you are spectacular. If you want to use more humble wording though you could say stunning. Or awesome.
     
  6. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Write about how you came to realize that they are no truths and that everything you know is a lie including the paper that you're writing.
     
  7. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Yuoo shuoold cunseeder yuoorselff loocky. Börk börk börk! I hefe-a tu vreete-a a 30 pege-a peper (seengle-a-speced) by zee ind ooff zee munt.
     
  8. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    You better write that essay the same way you're writing your sentences right now. I want to read it.

    To proofread.
     
  9. Misty gimme kiss

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    ugh okay I love this generation but please do not write one of those awful "I'm so meta" essays where you **** all over the assignment or the teacher. it's a cute assignment, write something genuine!! those are the best papers
     
  10. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I just wanna save that quote.

    I wanna save it, shelter it, and train it.
     
  11. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Oh come on, it's easy enough to bs a question like that. Meanwhile, trying to bs books you should've read on the course and using critical reactions to support or challenged your argument is a nigh impossible thing to do. Unless you've seen the film.

    Also, when it's your own assessment you don't have to be right as long as you justify the thoughts, which is a joy for a waffler like me.
     
  12. Patman Bof

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    That' s exactly what happened to me at my final oral exam. I was hoping the examiner would pick anything 18th century, Voltaire, Rousseau, a philosopher goddam it ! But noooo, it had to be Madame Bovary and her ****ing feelings.

    It quickly became obvious to the examiner I had only read the tiny part she was questioning me about. She asked, I confirmed and explained why. I managed to get a 09/20, not bad considering the circumstances.
     
  13. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Elreeght, yuoo esked fur it. Here's a semple-a. Um de hur de hur de hur...

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  14. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I hate those kinds of papers, just because I can't think of anything to write about. "Some kind of truth you learned"? What about writing that Yellowstone is going to erupt some time soon because of earthly stuff and whatnot
     
  15. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    What was the exam on? Something French based...?

    I think i'd be quite good at oral (;D) because of how outspoken I am in lectures, thinking up ideas and interpretations more often than not on the spot. Shame we don't have that assessed, 10-15 essays in a six month period and exams and coursework.
     
  16. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    There are worse topics to have to write about. Think about how you can make it interesting to write as well as read. Maybe write about the "truth" in lies or something?
    And if all else fails, think about what Eleven would dothe sonic is the essay
     
  17. Patman Bof

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    Yeah, 18th or 19th century French literature.

    Admitting you haven' t read the book spells an under 10 grade, no matter how good of a bullshitter you are. Denying the obvious spells a zero.
     
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  18. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Write about how you know now, without a doubt, that Kingdom Hearts is light.
     
  19. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    I have never really had this sort of assignment but I would absolutely love it, in English I tended to go on about "HOW CAN YOU BE SURE OF THIS?" like in a question talking about whether "Good always triumphs over evil" in Hamlet I just went on about how we define good and evil and so we can't be sure.

    ttl;dr EVERYTHING IS AMBIGUOUS! What is truth? >:3