I'm sorry, but I don't want to be a moderator.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by What?, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I don't want to govern or correct anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible - New member, Premium, Coder, or normal member.

    We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness - not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there's room for everyone and the good forum is rich and can provide for everyone.

    The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned member's souls - has barricaded the forum with hate - has goose-stepped us into misery and flaming. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, forum life will be violent and all will be lost.

    The forum post and the instant messaging system have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in man - cries for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the Spam Zone - millions of despairing normal members, Premium, and little newbies - victims of a system that makes members torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say: 'Do not despair.' The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of members who fear the way of human progress. The hate of members will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as members die, liberty will never perish.

    Members! Don't give yourselves to trolls - men who despise you and enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural members - machine members with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are members! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate, only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural!

    Members! Don't post for slavery! Post for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St Deathspank, it is written the kingdom of spdude is within the members. Not one member nor a group of members, but in all members! In you! You, the people, have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful - to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security.

    By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us post to fulfill that promise! Let us post to free the forum - to do away with inter-board barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a forum of reason - a forum where science and progress will lead to all member's happiness. Members, in the name of KH-Vids, let us unite!
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I applied for staff once but I was rejected because I'm a jerk.
     
  3. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I'm crying and I haven't even finished it yet.
     
  4. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    In which case, you would like to become The Great Dictator?
     
  5. Misty gimme kiss

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    The Little Tramp!
     
  6. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I was secretly hoping this would turn into a Charlie Chaplin thread.
     
  7. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    I less than 3 you
     
  8. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Well in that case, who disappointed you? >_>

    Telling someone he's inferior to three is a horrible thing to say.
     
  9. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    Thats what she said.
     
  10. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    Yea your lucky the boyfriend didn't fall asleep.
     
  11. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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  12. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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  13. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    so how does one enter in a look a like contest about themselves and place 3rd?
     
  14. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I read the first few lines and stopped.