I'm so ******ed!!! xD

ok...here it goes:

i was drawing a picture to pass the time, i put the pencil in my mouth so i could move around a little bit so my legs wouldnt fall asleep...
i forgot that the pencil was in my mouth and i tried to ask my brother where my pencil was, but you know how you cant really talk with a led pencil in your mouth, and i caught myself...the pencil was in my mouth the whole time...
true story.

who here has done something similar?

 

I take offense to the title of this thread.

 

This story violates my religion. ihu

 

i was saying that I was the one who was reterded....not any of you guys.

 

That happens to me quite often :lolface:

 

me too.....

 

You still offended my religion.

 

i didnt mean to offend anyone.....but how?

 

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE OR TOUCH PENCILS :why?:

 

Not the point.
Other people are ******ed.

 

Reading this story I wished that pencils still contained lead.

 

Its not like it was sarcasm or some random joke to kill the time.It also isn't as if the Spam zone is a place where you can post whatever you like and not have it true.

 

I lose things all the time, and then look down to find the lost item in my hands.

 

Almost the same thing happened to me except it the pencil was behind my ear.

 

i have done that many times too

 

I have no excuse as to why I laughed so goddamn hard.

 

stop being so perverted!!!!! :yelling:

 

I lol'd so hard! XD

 

*puts hands on ears*
LALALALA!!!!!
i cant hear you guys!!!!!

 

If you can hear me we need to have a conversation about sitting outside of people's windows.