I'm screwed

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Dunno if I can take them on with that... it's a mini ball as well lol

 

If it makes you feel better I have an automatic pencil sharper.

What am I going to do? Sharpen their pencils?

 

So nothing is my weapon then? Alright, cool. We shall win this yet!

 

I have a wall to my left.
How am I supposed to use that?

 

A small mocha frappaccino, a cellphone, a laptop charger, and some headphones. LET'S DO THIS!! I'M NOT AFRAID TO FUCKING DIE!!!

 

A driver's manual. Awesome.

 

Spoon, plastic cup, bowl, TV, Wii, N64, N64 controllers, PS2, various PS2/Wii games, toy trucks, and batteries.

Let's do this sh*t.

 

If it's FF logic, the soccer ball will kick more a$$ than the gun.

Also, where are you guys getting yours from? Nonexistant link is nonexistant.

 

A down blanket throw. Hmm. I guess it'll be enough to wrap my corpse in afterward, it's not good for actual damage...

It's like this one:

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lolol, pads.​

 

It is just whatever the hand picture in the first post is pointing to in the room you are in. Like, my Physics textbook is to the left of my computer monitor. Guess it would be good for bashing some heads in, it's heavy enough.

 

My lamp, complete with friendship bracelets and cellphone charms hanging off of it. :v

I suppose I could smash the bulb and use it as a shank.

 

****, it's my cup of chocolate milk lol.

 

Lol, it's a lamp. One of the tall ones. And it's made of metal.
I am going to have fun <3

 

My television.
Kay, I'll just make them watch the Jersey Shore. I don't know anyone who can survive that.

 

cologne .............i guess i can blind them?

 

My other computer. Well at least I can use that to buy some decent weapons on craigslist.

 

A 15 cm ruler.

I'm an optimist. I'll sharpen it to a point, and use it as a knife.

 

My dog and the bow I'm restringing (because that's a logical thing to do at 11pm). >>
ACTUAL WEAPONS, **** YEAH.

 

A can of aerosol deodorant spray?

...Well, if it hurts zombies' eyes...