I'm Back Late Today: Story Time with Amaury

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  1. Amaury Chaser

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    Class is from 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM. I get there around 11:00 AM and leave around 2:00 PM. However, today when I was leaving around 2:00 PM I decided to go into the shade with this gal and guy I made friends with at the center here, and when the bus came and picked her up, the guy and I continued talking and talked about a lot of different things like puberty, the human body, his dropping out of school because of bullies, his several moves, etc.

    He sees a van waiting to turn in, and it's his grandpa. His mom didn't know where he was, so his grandpa and his two younger brothers were looking for him. While his grandpa was calling his mom to let her know, I looked at my phone, and it was 3:41 PM. He tells his grandpa he'll be there and his grandpa leaves. He has a bike and happened to get lost on his way to the center this morning because he just moved to a different part around Dairy Queen. So we finished our conversation, hugged, high-fived twice (once with my hand on the bottom and once with my hand on the top), and knucked. It was 3:48 PM. He left and then I got into the car and headed for home. At 3:53 PM, I got home.

    The end.
     
  2. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Why would you take such a long class?
     
  3. Amaury Chaser

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    Not class like school, which is from 8:25 AM to 3:00 PM, just a place to study for your GED or college. It's not really "class," per se.
     
  4. A Zebra Chaser

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    >four hours
    >long
    how old are you again?
     
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    Twenty years and one week, which I'm assuming is old enough to know that 10 AM to 2 AM is 15 hours, not four.
     
  6. Amaury Chaser

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    Obvious typo is obvious.
     
  7. A Zebra Chaser

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    Ah, you see, posts like that only really work if the typo is exclusive. When the information is contradicted twice directly after, making a 'joke' about it just become tryhard
     
  8. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Ah, that word again. Can you define it for me? The last time I tried to discern its meaning, I was told to look at context clues that pointed to it being a good thing, which it apparently isn't.
     
  9. A Zebra Chaser

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    I figured it meant you tried too hard, idk
     
  10. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    To me, it indicates that I tried hard, which means that I put a great amount of effort in order to perform to best of my abilities.
     
  11. Llave Superless Moderator

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    i never get hugs ;;
     
  12. A Zebra Chaser

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    I would give you an A for effort, but you need to stick the landing more
     
  13. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I-I am sorry Shepard, I was speaking from an out of character perspective...

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  14. Amaury Chaser

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    *hugs*
     
  15. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Wtf? This thread gave me the runs. Thanks.
     
  16. Amaury Chaser

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    Okay?
     
  17. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    No, you don't understand . . . This thread . . . gave me . . . the runs. KTHXBAI
     
  18. Amaury Chaser

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    ...
     
  19. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    If only you knew the things I knew then you'd know the things I know . . . But you don't know . . . Knowledge is power, Amaury. So drink Gatorade.