If you're smart enough to get these, then yay you're not a no0b.

Celebrities say the dumbest **** ever.

The Blondes
Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"
Paris - "What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Kimberly Stewart - (on Jennifer Aniston) "I like her cuz she's like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it's not like she's gorgeous or anything."
Alicia Silverstone - "I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

The Leaders
George Bush - "Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country."
Arnold Schwarzanegger - "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Bill Clinton - "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mommy."

The Georgraphically-Challenged
Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas places, like Canada"
Christina Aguilera - "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Dan Quayle - "I love California. I grew up in Phoenix."

And The Truly Bizarre
Joaquin Phoenix - "Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain"
David Hasselfhoff - "I find it a bid sad that there is no photo of me at the museum at Checkpoint Charlie."
R.Kelly - "All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."
Brooke Shields - "Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

 

lol dumbest quotes :3.

 

I love them all . They make me laugh . :3

Especially the Jessica Simpson one . :3

 

Hehehehehehehehe. It's fun to realize that you're several grade levels above celebrities :3

 

A girl from my school once said "Atlanta is in Florida, It's just a little bit up."

 

I'm smarter than Brittany Spears, and I'M PROUD.

 

I once said...
Teacher: "So yes. You will have a test on the 50 states"
Me: "***k I'm not that good in geology"
Some kid: ">_> it's geography."

 

So does this conclude I'm not a noob or what?

 

Lol Geographically challenged.

Friend: What's a China?
Other friend: You did not just ask me that question.... you have NO idea what China is?
Friend: No, I know what it is! A state right?
Other Friend: .... it's a country, dumbass.
Friend: Ooh! right, sorry, messed up there.

After class, he was like "Jeez, that kid is geographically ******ed."

xD Ahhhh stupidity is funny sometimes. :3

 

A friend from school:

"Is Cardiff Bay by the sea?"